Gud, the comments are priceless. "The Coconut - the Theist's nightmare!" "What about pineapples?"

I can never decide whether the banana video or the peanut butter video is funnier. Fortunately, the internet have gifted us with both!

I'm almost tempted to schlep to Minneapolis to see this: A Klingon Christmas Carol

"Scrooge has no honor, nor any courage. Can three ghosts help him to become the true warrior he ought to be in time to save Tiny Tim from a horrible fate? Performed in the Original Klingon with English Supertitles, and narrative analysis from The Vulcan Institute of Cultural Anthropology."

Playing November 27 through December 13 at Minneapolis' Mixed Blood Theater. No really, this is for serious.

You were listening in on my therapy session today, weren't you?

Either that, or you should start paying me instead of your therapist.

I just cracked open one package (of six) of the candy that was delivered on Tuesday. Goal is to spread this out until Christmas. I walked around, most everyone took a piece, I took a second piece, and then put tape on the package and put it away in my drawer for the weekend.

Sooooo good! Marion blackberry jelly fruit candy, not too sweet, made with real fruit juice--tasted like blackberry syrup going down my throat.

As the Daily Kos says, the rich aren't like you or me:

eta: Possible parody?

Goldman: Flu Fear Spurs Donation!

Having inoculated its employees with H1N1 vaccine dosages usurped from pregnant women and children, Goldman Sachs has increased its vigilance against the contagious virus by banning employee contact with spare change.

An internal memo outlines steps staff should take to avoid becoming ill, starting with the eradication of the potentially infected currency that may have lodged itself under the seats of their automobiles. The hazardous materials are being collected and sent to Small Business for disposal.

The memo also advised employees to “resist the urge to open your own car door ; let your driver do it.”

You know what, Goldman Sachs, screw you and the bougie, disinfected horse you rode in on. I felt much better about that bailout before they started...talking all the time.

I bet the drivers have crap health insurance.

Is there a cite on that link or is it a parody?

You guys, if you have a Lord & Taylor charge, you should totally shop their big sale. I should have bought more. I got one work dress, two casual shirts, and one shirt that could go either way (thought it was a work shirt, but liked it over the jeans I was already wearing) for $87. The dress alone was originally $138!