As the Daily Kos says, the rich aren't like you or me:
eta: Possible parody?
Goldman: Flu Fear Spurs Donation!
Having inoculated its employees with H1N1 vaccine dosages usurped from pregnant women and children, Goldman Sachs has increased its vigilance against the contagious virus by banning employee contact with spare change.
An internal memo outlines steps staff should take to avoid becoming ill, starting with the eradication of the potentially infected currency that may have lodged itself under the seats of their automobiles. The hazardous materials are being collected and sent to Small Business for disposal.
The memo also advised employees to “resist the urge to open your own car door ; let your driver do it.”
You know what, Goldman Sachs, screw you and the bougie, disinfected horse you rode in on.
I felt much better about that bailout before they started...talking all the time.
I bet the drivers have crap health insurance.
Is there a cite on that link or is it a parody?
You guys, if you have a Lord & Taylor charge, you should totally shop their big sale. I should have bought more. I got one work dress, two casual shirts, and one shirt that could go either way (thought it was a work shirt, but liked it over the jeans I was already wearing) for $87. The dress alone was originally $138!
Luckily, I also came home to my first consulting paycheck.
Is there a cite on that link or is it a parody?
Just the (Reuters) thing, without a link.
Some of the comments also wonder if it's parody.
This weekend. What the hell am I doing this weekend? Testing code issues and reviewing Yuletide source, I suspect. I have my doubts that I'll even put on outside pants.
