You were listening in on my therapy session today, weren't you?
Either that, or you should start paying me instead of your therapist.
Hands! Hands in new places!
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Nov 20, 2009 10:45:26 am PST #20553 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Kathy A - Nov 20, 2009 10:47:04 am PST #20554 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I just cracked open one package (of six) of the candy that was delivered on Tuesday. Goal is to spread this out until Christmas. I walked around, most everyone took a piece, I took a second piece, and then put tape on the package and put it away in my drawer for the weekend.
Sooooo good! Marion blackberry jelly fruit candy, not too sweet, made with real fruit juice--tasted like blackberry syrup going down my throat.
tommyrot - Nov 20, 2009 11:06:11 am PST #20555 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
As the Daily Kos says, the rich aren't like you or me:
eta: Possible parody?
Goldman: Flu Fear Spurs Donation!
Having inoculated its employees with H1N1 vaccine dosages usurped from pregnant women and children, Goldman Sachs has increased its vigilance against the contagious virus by banning employee contact with spare change.
An internal memo outlines steps staff should take to avoid becoming ill, starting with the eradication of the potentially infected currency that may have lodged itself under the seats of their automobiles. The hazardous materials are being collected and sent to Small Business for disposal.
The memo also advised employees to “resist the urge to open your own car door ; let your driver do it.”
erikaj - Nov 20, 2009 11:11:22 am PST #20556 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
You know what, Goldman Sachs, screw you and the bougie, disinfected horse you rode in on. I felt much better about that bailout before they started...talking all the time.
§ ita § - Nov 20, 2009 11:12:02 am PST #20557 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I bet the drivers have crap health insurance.
bon bon - Nov 20, 2009 11:16:42 am PST #20558 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Is there a cite on that link or is it a parody?
Jesse - Nov 20, 2009 11:18:47 am PST #20559 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You guys, if you have a Lord & Taylor charge, you should totally shop their big sale. I should have bought more. I got one work dress, two casual shirts, and one shirt that could go either way (thought it was a work shirt, but liked it over the jeans I was already wearing) for $87. The dress alone was originally $138!
Jesse - Nov 20, 2009 11:19:19 am PST #20560 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Luckily, I also came home to my first consulting paycheck.
tommyrot - Nov 20, 2009 11:20:14 am PST #20561 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is there a cite on that link or is it a parody?
Just the (Reuters) thing, without a link.
Some of the comments also wonder if it's parody.
brenda m - Nov 20, 2009 11:20:54 am PST #20562 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
That has to be fake.