Ha! A confession: I only use the damned seat covers when someone else is in the bathroom. I am so afraid of being judged by any of the other employees for not being hygenic enough that I will use one just so they hear the sound. It's one of the stupidest things I do.

I can't even imagine not washing hands after using the bathroom. How do people not want to wash their hands?

I am so afraid of being judged by any of the other employees for not being hygenic enough that I will use one just so they hear the sound.

Now they're judging you for being persnickety. Or something.

Now they're judging you for being persnickety. Or something.

I judge you for wasting paper! Be green, sit on the seat!

Then you have to go to Harvey's.

Mmmm

Come visit us, and we'll take you to In N Out!

I like this alternative.

I only have one exception: middle of the night peeing. If I am in my house and know the germs are all mine already I might not wash my hands--depends on how sleepy I am.

I only have one exception: middle of the night peeing. If I am in my house and know the germs are all mine already I might not wash my hands--depends on how sleepy I am.

I'm sure I've forgotten to wash my hands more than once under these circumstances. I've definitely skipped the soap and just rinsed my hands. I figure I'll be showering in a few hours anway so what's the difference?

I like this alternative.

ME TOO. Or Vegas! There are In N Out's in Vegas.

I judge you for wasting paper! Be green, sit on the seat!

or just hover. Work the quads!

Oooh, coffin purse! Yes, please.

I work in a hospital and share a restroom with lots of very young and very old and very wobbly people. I can probably count on one hand the number of times I've gone in and not seen the seat plentifully sprinkled with pee, so I always use a cover, usually two or three.