Now they're judging you for being persnickety. Or something.
I judge you for wasting paper! Be green, sit on the seat!
You know what they say about payback? Well I'm the bitch.
Fred ,'Life of the Party'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Nov 17, 2009 8:23:19 am PST #19741 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Sue - Nov 17, 2009 8:23:39 am PST #19742 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Then you have to go to Harvey's.
Mmmm
Come visit us, and we'll take you to In N Out!
I like this alternative.
Scrappy - Nov 17, 2009 8:24:23 am PST #19743 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I only have one exception: middle of the night peeing. If I am in my house and know the germs are all mine already I might not wash my hands--depends on how sleepy I am.
Jessica - Nov 17, 2009 8:25:50 am PST #19744 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I only have one exception: middle of the night peeing. If I am in my house and know the germs are all mine already I might not wash my hands--depends on how sleepy I am.
I'm sure I've forgotten to wash my hands more than once under these circumstances. I've definitely skipped the soap and just rinsed my hands. I figure I'll be showering in a few hours anway so what's the difference?
Lee - Nov 17, 2009 8:26:31 am PST #19745 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I like this alternative.
ME TOO. Or Vegas! There are In N Out's in Vegas.
Vortex - Nov 17, 2009 8:29:07 am PST #19746 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I judge you for wasting paper! Be green, sit on the seat!
or just hover. Work the quads!
Atropa - Nov 17, 2009 8:30:59 am PST #19747 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Oooh, coffin purse! Yes, please.
JZ - Nov 17, 2009 8:32:01 am PST #19748 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I work in a hospital and share a restroom with lots of very young and very old and very wobbly people. I can probably count on one hand the number of times I've gone in and not seen the seat plentifully sprinkled with pee, so I always use a cover, usually two or three.
brenda m - Nov 17, 2009 8:35:36 am PST #19749 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
or just hover. Work the quads!
You hoverers are the reason people need covers in the first place!
Though really, if the seat is visibly sprinkled, I'd go to another one. The cover really isn't making me feel any better. Well, much.
Fortunately I'm not a frequent pee-er so I can usually be picky.
Vortex - Nov 17, 2009 8:39:33 am PST #19750 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
You hoverers are the reason people need covers in the first place!
I don't pee on the seat (well, mostly), but in the unlikely event that it happens, I wipe it off immediately. which still, kind of unsanitary, I suppose.