Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Nov 17, 2009 8:35:36 am PST #19749 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

or just hover. Work the quads!

You hoverers are the reason people need covers in the first place!

Though really, if the seat is visibly sprinkled, I'd go to another one. The cover really isn't making me feel any better. Well, much.

Fortunately I'm not a frequent pee-er so I can usually be picky.


Vortex - Nov 17, 2009 8:39:33 am PST #19750 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

You hoverers are the reason people need covers in the first place!

I don't pee on the seat (well, mostly), but in the unlikely event that it happens, I wipe it off immediately. which still, kind of unsanitary, I suppose.


beth b - Nov 17, 2009 8:46:36 am PST #19751 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Covers are not going to help if the seat is damp anyway.

As you may have guessed, I don't use covers. It is a Ca law that they must be in public bathrooms. If you use them, please don't leave them behind.


Steph L. - Nov 17, 2009 8:49:21 am PST #19752 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Batman Inspired Rubber Bat Shaped Handbag & Mini Bat Wings Bag

Nifty!


Daisy Jane - Nov 17, 2009 8:51:06 am PST #19753 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Work has a sign in the bathroom asking that if you hover, you lift the seat. I think that's fair. I do not have issues with boys who don't put the seat down, but fear my wrath for the ones who don't lift it.


Sophia Brooks - Nov 17, 2009 8:54:48 am PST #19754 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Now I cazn't get

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie."

out of my head.


javachik - Nov 17, 2009 9:03:28 am PST #19755 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Don't forget "if it's yellow...it's mellow."

I will no longer use seat covers just so others will hear me pull it out of the wall. Thank you for releasing me!!!


tommyrot - Nov 17, 2009 9:05:44 am PST #19756 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Crimes by Batman and Chewbacca on Halloween night: [link]


Polter-Cow - Nov 17, 2009 9:10:28 am PST #19757 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ergh. Persimmons don't taste very good. But they have lots of vitamins? So I should eat them anyway?


§ ita § - Nov 17, 2009 9:11:15 am PST #19758 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie."

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat."

I think I'd react poorly to being exhorted as "sweetie." No, I'm sure of it. But I'd still wipe the seat.