I judge you for wasting paper! Be green, sit on the seat!
or just hover. Work the quads!
Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.
'Safe'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Nov 17, 2009 8:29:07 am PST #19746 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Atropa - Nov 17, 2009 8:30:59 am PST #19747 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Oooh, coffin purse! Yes, please.
JZ - Nov 17, 2009 8:32:01 am PST #19748 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I work in a hospital and share a restroom with lots of very young and very old and very wobbly people. I can probably count on one hand the number of times I've gone in and not seen the seat plentifully sprinkled with pee, so I always use a cover, usually two or three.
brenda m - Nov 17, 2009 8:35:36 am PST #19749 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
or just hover. Work the quads!
You hoverers are the reason people need covers in the first place!
Though really, if the seat is visibly sprinkled, I'd go to another one. The cover really isn't making me feel any better. Well, much.
Fortunately I'm not a frequent pee-er so I can usually be picky.
Vortex - Nov 17, 2009 8:39:33 am PST #19750 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
You hoverers are the reason people need covers in the first place!
I don't pee on the seat (well, mostly), but in the unlikely event that it happens, I wipe it off immediately. which still, kind of unsanitary, I suppose.
beth b - Nov 17, 2009 8:46:36 am PST #19751 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Covers are not going to help if the seat is damp anyway.
As you may have guessed, I don't use covers. It is a Ca law that they must be in public bathrooms. If you use them, please don't leave them behind.
Steph L. - Nov 17, 2009 8:49:21 am PST #19752 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Batman Inspired Rubber Bat Shaped Handbag & Mini Bat Wings Bag
Nifty!
Daisy Jane - Nov 17, 2009 8:51:06 am PST #19753 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Work has a sign in the bathroom asking that if you hover, you lift the seat. I think that's fair. I do not have issues with boys who don't put the seat down, but fear my wrath for the ones who don't lift it.
Sophia Brooks - Nov 17, 2009 8:54:48 am PST #19754 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Now I cazn't get
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie."
out of my head.
javachik - Nov 17, 2009 9:03:28 am PST #19755 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Don't forget "if it's yellow...it's mellow."
I will no longer use seat covers just so others will hear me pull it out of the wall. Thank you for releasing me!!!