You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Nov 12, 2009 5:48:50 am PST #18847 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The deer in the DC area are the stupidest deer in the universe. I know this to be true because they think that East-West Highway is a fun place to play when they're not busy eating my mom's front lawn.

On Monday, one of them jumped into the lion enclosure at the National Zoo.


tommyrot - Nov 12, 2009 5:50:02 am PST #18848 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

On Monday, one of them jumped into the lion enclosure at the National Zoo.

Perhaps inspired by Suicidal Bunnies?


sumi - Nov 12, 2009 5:52:42 am PST #18849 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Happy Birthday, Jessica!


flea - Nov 12, 2009 5:55:56 am PST #18850 of 30001
information libertarian

I've had AA t-shirts only for kids, and they've been durable and true to size, both the regular jersey and the baby rib (for girls, and meant to be snugger). I got them as gifts, and can't bring myself to buy more, though.


tommyrot - Nov 12, 2009 6:07:51 am PST #18851 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A Beautiful Camel Bladder Vase

Probably the nicest one you will see all day. This one, from Moultan, Pakistan, was crafted in the mid-19th century and currently resides in the collections of the Museum of Leathercraft in Northampton, U.K.

Of note, the “camel bladder” term refers not to the shape, but to the material from which it was made. Animal bladders have traditionally been used for fashioning drinking flasks, enema bags, and other liquid-containing vessels. A dried, tanned, but unmoulded and unpainted one is depicted here.


Theodosia - Nov 12, 2009 6:12:02 am PST #18852 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I bet the lions thought it was the Best Toy Ever, and for years and years they're going to reminisce about it.


Steph L. - Nov 12, 2009 6:15:27 am PST #18853 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I bet the lions thought it was the Best Toy Ever, and for years and years they're going to reminisce about it.

Like when you find a $20 in a coat pocket, or find a candy bar stashed away that you didn't know you had but oh my god you really needed chocolate and it was like magic that it appeared?


Jessica - Nov 12, 2009 6:17:24 am PST #18854 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think it's a shame the lions weren't allowed to eat the deer since it had to be euthanized anyway. (I mean, I get that zoo animals are on a highly regulated diet and lord knows what kinds of diseases the Rock Creek Park deer population carries, but it still seems kind of mean not to let them enjoy the spoils of their only hunt EVER.)


Strega - Nov 12, 2009 6:18:25 am PST #18855 of 30001

Most of our corporate t-shirts are American Apparel and they fall apart the second time you wash them.

Hm. They do have a lot of different fabrics for wholesale, so maybe that's the difference? Because my Glarkware shirts are all AA, and I think the Venture Bros. shirts were as well. And they've all held up so far.

And happy birthday, Jessica! I'm too tired to think of a clever wish, but: may your t-shirts never wear out.


tommyrot - Nov 12, 2009 6:20:06 am PST #18856 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh. Can I have this?

Venn diagram tee shows the bittersweet between happy and sad

Diesel Sweeties' R. Stevens and Ariana Osborne are offering this wordy Venn diagram shirt showing the bittersweet territory between happiness and sadness for $18-19, and taking pre-orders now.