I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Nov 10, 2009 6:55:59 am PST #18401 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

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I'm sorry, I must have blacked out with rage for a second. What were we talking about again?


Jesse - Nov 10, 2009 6:56:35 am PST #18402 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

She has multiple recipes that instruct you to buy a premade pie, scoop out the filling, and throw away the crust.

That is my favorite thing ever. You know, in a horrible and terrifying way.

I also want to hang out with Paula Deen, and don't mind the Neelys.


Kathy A - Nov 10, 2009 6:57:00 am PST #18403 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

The only two shows I'll watch semi-regularly on Food Network are Ace of Cakes (Duff's great, but I really love Geof and Mary Alice) and Good Eats (Alton is becoming ubiquitous on the network, but he still gives good food science).


juliana - Nov 10, 2009 6:57:43 am PST #18404 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I'm sorry, I must have blacked out with rage for a second. What were we talking about again?

Cocktails, honey. Cocktails. Don't we like them (when we're not pregnant, that is)? Aren't they tasty? Mmmm, cocktails.


Jessica - Nov 10, 2009 6:59:46 am PST #18405 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oooooh, cocktails. I have a neighbor that makes some pretty stellar mocktails, too. (He did a lot of experimenting the first time his wife was pregnant.)


Gudanov - Nov 10, 2009 6:59:56 am PST #18406 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

She has multiple recipes that instruct you to buy a premade pie, scoop out the filling, and throw away the crust.

But...but...you already have a pie, why would you want to change it into something else?


Jessica - Nov 10, 2009 7:00:47 am PST #18407 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

But...but...you already have a pie, why would you want to change it into something else?

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Head. EXPLODY.


Kiba Rika - Nov 10, 2009 7:00:58 am PST #18408 of 30001
I may have to seize the cat.

I do not watch the cooking shows on TV. All my cooking comes from books or the internet.


Jessica - Nov 10, 2009 7:02:42 am PST #18409 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Before my office's big renovation a few years ago, we had TVs everywhere. Theoretically they were for screening stuff for our clients, but most of the time we just watched the Food Network. We tried to change the channel when Sandra Lee came on, but the thrall of her evil gaze was too horrifying to turn away from.


Barb - Nov 10, 2009 7:03:07 am PST #18410 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Their "we're so in love" schtick really drives me bananas. And they have their little cutesy things that are sick making, like "the spice fairy".

See, I've only watched them once or twice and I didn't get too much of the cutesy bits. I guess I lucked out there. However, don't really think I could take a steady diet of them.