Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Polter-Cow - Apr 09, 2013 7:31:02 pm PDT #23999 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Capsule movie reviews! Safety Not Guaranteed, Lockout, A Separation, Men in Black 3, El Mariachi, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Seven Psychopaths, Resident Evil: Retribution, ParaNorman, Dredd, Damsels in Distress, Ruby Sparks, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, and End of Watch.


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2013 7:56:59 am PDT #24000 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was supposed to go to this link to find out how this guy is passing film love onto his young kids, but instead I just bolstered my Rock crush (::examines words in proximity::): [link]


Consuela - Apr 10, 2013 8:14:48 am PDT #24001 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Eeeeee! t flails

Eeeee!

Someone has optioned one of my all-time favorite genre series for movie development: [link]

Yes, yes, I know they'll never do it right, and I'm sure they'll never cast Claudia Black as Morgaine (even though she'd be perfect), and I'm sure Vanye will be some talentless bit of beefcake, and they'll mangle the storyline and Vanye won't even be a fratricide-- but still! Eeeee!


Tom Scola - Apr 10, 2013 8:18:48 am PDT #24002 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

You know, of course, about how much stuff that gets optioned that never gets made?


Consuela - Apr 10, 2013 8:20:33 am PDT #24003 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I know, yes. But I'm going to indulge in a little bit of squeeing nonetheless. I've fantasized about a movie or miniseries adaptation of these novels for a quarter century, so I'm going to make believe it'll actually happen, just for today.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 10, 2013 8:27:33 am PDT #24004 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

You know, of course, about how much stuff that gets optioned that never gets made?

Hush, you. They're going to start filming The Dreyfus Affair any day now!


Beverly - Apr 10, 2013 11:23:07 am PDT #24005 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Consuela, that thought is happy-making. A little Eeee! of my own.


Vonnie K - Apr 10, 2013 12:05:02 pm PDT #24006 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Veronica Mars kickstarter has a little over 50 hrs left to go and has broken the 5 million mark: [link]

I guess we are going to have that brawl after all!


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2013 12:17:06 pm PDT #24007 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wait, is he really wearing those shirts?

Yeah, I will be the person who only cares about the LoVe.


Polter-Cow - Apr 10, 2013 12:18:35 pm PDT #24008 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I guess we are going to have that brawl after all!

I hope it's a real knockdown-dragout!

Wait, is he really wearing those shirts?

Nah, I think it's just Photoshop.