Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!

'War Stories'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Consuela - Apr 10, 2013 8:20:33 am PDT #24003 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I know, yes. But I'm going to indulge in a little bit of squeeing nonetheless. I've fantasized about a movie or miniseries adaptation of these novels for a quarter century, so I'm going to make believe it'll actually happen, just for today.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 10, 2013 8:27:33 am PDT #24004 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

You know, of course, about how much stuff that gets optioned that never gets made?

Hush, you. They're going to start filming The Dreyfus Affair any day now!


Beverly - Apr 10, 2013 11:23:07 am PDT #24005 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Consuela, that thought is happy-making. A little Eeee! of my own.


Vonnie K - Apr 10, 2013 12:05:02 pm PDT #24006 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Veronica Mars kickstarter has a little over 50 hrs left to go and has broken the 5 million mark: [link]

I guess we are going to have that brawl after all!


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2013 12:17:06 pm PDT #24007 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wait, is he really wearing those shirts?

Yeah, I will be the person who only cares about the LoVe.


Polter-Cow - Apr 10, 2013 12:18:35 pm PDT #24008 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I guess we are going to have that brawl after all!

I hope it's a real knockdown-dragout!

Wait, is he really wearing those shirts?

Nah, I think it's just Photoshop.


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2013 12:22:32 pm PDT #24009 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::sidles off::


Consuela - Apr 10, 2013 12:27:49 pm PDT #24010 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Consuela, that thought is happy-making.

Claudia Black! Claudia Black! Claudia Black! ::sigh::


chrismg - Apr 10, 2013 7:24:13 pm PDT #24011 of 30000
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

I am so fucking sick of this Neo-Romantic Luddite bullshit.

How dare we want to be happy? How dare we want to be healthy? How dare we want our lives to be any better than they've been for the last HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS? No, you get down in the dirt and you smear your face in the shit because that's what you are. That's what you deserve. And if you DARE DARE DARE try to change that, you deserve to have your face kicked in and your kids stolen because if you can't magically fix the problem everywhere and all time, it's not worth even trying.

ETA: The bio-phobic Neo-Platonist would-be technocrats who can't wait to become pure energy are just as bad, but they don't have the full force of the reactionary hate machine behind them.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2013 5:14:34 am PDT #24012 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There is definitely information I'm missing in evaluating what seems to be a dystopic 1% suck story. Is it based on a novel you dislike?