You got all kinds of learnin' and you made me look the fool without tryin', and yet here I am with a gun to your head. That's 'cause I got people with me. People who trust each other, who do for each other, and ain't always lookin' for the advantage.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Apr 02, 2009 6:44:50 am PDT #5334 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Nora, it's a Ron Popeil invention, IIRC

[link]

And it's actually Flowbee. Need to fix that.


Hil R. - Apr 02, 2009 6:45:17 am PDT #5335 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

What the hell *is* a Flo-Bee?

It's an electric trimmer with a vacuum attached to clean up the cut hairs.


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2009 6:51:27 am PDT #5336 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If I ever flip out completely and start attacking people, I think it'd be most fun to attack people with a Flowbee.

"Ha ha ha ha ha! Mullets for everyone!"


Glamcookie - Apr 02, 2009 7:04:37 am PDT #5337 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

~ma to P-C's grandpa, bonny, and Theo's mom.

I have a lot of fine, straight hair that my mom swears was a beast to deal with when I was a kid. She always kept it short and she sometimes cut it (whoa) [link] She started with perms on me at about 12 or 13, and I believed her when she said my hair was terrible without a perm [link] Then when I had to start paying for the perms myself (at 19), I stopped getting them and discovered I actually really like my fine, straight hair . Especially when I figured out my OTHS (one true hair style) - the bob with bangs - which I've had off and on since I was 19 [link]


lisah - Apr 02, 2009 7:06:00 am PDT #5338 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

GC presents Cuteness through the Ages!


Glamcookie - Apr 02, 2009 7:10:45 am PDT #5339 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

lisah, I meant to comment that your childhood photo was precious as hell. So adorable!


Aims - Apr 02, 2009 7:22:37 am PDT #5340 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Much health ~~ma to your grandfather, PC.

*****

We are Buffistas and therefore like hypotheticals so let me ask you this one: Your company has a consultant that works on several projects at one, one of which being the office move. This consultant does not have any authority over anyone. TC send out an email regarding the big move and in the email states, "No work will be able to be done from either the old office or the new office."

To verify whether or not you have the day off, who do you ask?


Polter-Cow - Apr 02, 2009 7:25:15 am PDT #5341 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You, because you're pretty.


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2009 7:25:40 am PDT #5342 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

To verify whether or not you have the day off, who do you ask?

Magic Eight-Ball?


Polter-Cow - Apr 02, 2009 7:28:11 am PDT #5343 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Outlook hazy.

Then I guess I should call IT.