You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Apr 02, 2009 6:45:17 am PDT #5335 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

What the hell *is* a Flo-Bee?

It's an electric trimmer with a vacuum attached to clean up the cut hairs.


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2009 6:51:27 am PDT #5336 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If I ever flip out completely and start attacking people, I think it'd be most fun to attack people with a Flowbee.

"Ha ha ha ha ha! Mullets for everyone!"


Glamcookie - Apr 02, 2009 7:04:37 am PDT #5337 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

~ma to P-C's grandpa, bonny, and Theo's mom.

I have a lot of fine, straight hair that my mom swears was a beast to deal with when I was a kid. She always kept it short and she sometimes cut it (whoa) [link] She started with perms on me at about 12 or 13, and I believed her when she said my hair was terrible without a perm [link] Then when I had to start paying for the perms myself (at 19), I stopped getting them and discovered I actually really like my fine, straight hair . Especially when I figured out my OTHS (one true hair style) - the bob with bangs - which I've had off and on since I was 19 [link]


lisah - Apr 02, 2009 7:06:00 am PDT #5338 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

GC presents Cuteness through the Ages!


Glamcookie - Apr 02, 2009 7:10:45 am PDT #5339 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

lisah, I meant to comment that your childhood photo was precious as hell. So adorable!


Aims - Apr 02, 2009 7:22:37 am PDT #5340 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Much health ~~ma to your grandfather, PC.

*****

We are Buffistas and therefore like hypotheticals so let me ask you this one: Your company has a consultant that works on several projects at one, one of which being the office move. This consultant does not have any authority over anyone. TC send out an email regarding the big move and in the email states, "No work will be able to be done from either the old office or the new office."

To verify whether or not you have the day off, who do you ask?


Polter-Cow - Apr 02, 2009 7:25:15 am PDT #5341 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You, because you're pretty.


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2009 7:25:40 am PDT #5342 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

To verify whether or not you have the day off, who do you ask?

Magic Eight-Ball?


Polter-Cow - Apr 02, 2009 7:28:11 am PDT #5343 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Outlook hazy.

Then I guess I should call IT.


Aims - Apr 02, 2009 7:28:33 am PDT #5344 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well, neither of those answers occured to our receptionist. She boughts tickets and made plans to go out of town based on the email from the consultant. She never bothered to confirm with, oh, I don't know, HER BOSS until today. At which point she called me, pissed off at the consultant for telling her she had the day off. I asked her if she asked anyone and she said she "asked other people" and they thought the same thing she did. She is so very very young.