I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Apr 02, 2009 6:31:09 am PDT #5324 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

We put Lillian's hair in two braids, which has made a huge difference in how much effort it takes to keep it long.

I loved braids. My father made me cut my hair when he decided I was "too old" for long hair. The next year, long hair became the thing. I don't know that I could have put up with the whole ironing your hair straight thing, though. I've really never been very happy with my hair since I've been in charge of it, except possibly for that year of the lovely soft chemo curl.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 02, 2009 6:31:31 am PDT #5325 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

PC, ~ma to your grandfather- my grandmother had some similar problems and she is still alive and kicking! Hopefully it will all get resolved for you guys too.


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2009 6:32:08 am PDT #5326 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My mom would never dare try to cut our hair herself. Hair was left to the professionals.

My older brother apparently got tired of being made fun of or something, so after much begging on his part, my dad gave in and let us get our hair cut by barbers.


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2009 6:35:17 am PDT #5327 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Big hair is back! [link]

In Italy, at least.


Shir - Apr 02, 2009 6:36:20 am PDT #5328 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

My mom would never dare try to cut our hair herself. Hair was left to the professionals.

I'm the opposite: I think the last and one of the only times I've been to a hair salon is when I was 13, with my mom.

I let my mom cut the edges every now and then. It works great.


Hil R. - Apr 02, 2009 6:37:24 am PDT #5329 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I guess I usually thought of straight hair as tangling less easily because it doesn't seem to stay in place as much as curly hair does. Both of my best friends as a kid has straight shiny hair. If one of them braided their hair and didn't put an elastic at the bottom, then it would come unbraided after they just shook their heads a few times. My hair would stay braided, and unless I undid the braid before I went to bed, the braid would turn into a tangle.


SailAweigh - Apr 02, 2009 6:38:37 am PDT #5330 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Much ~ma to all the Buffistas in need today.

My mom used the 1/4 inch attachment on the razor for my brothers until they were in their teens. She cut my hair until I was around five. I'm not sure why she quit, maybe because she went back to work fulltime and just didn't want to take the time. That, and getting a pixie cut at the local salon cost all of 50 cents. Kinda mind-boggling when you think how much we pay today.


Barb - Apr 02, 2009 6:42:20 am PDT #5331 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Heh-- true story. A couple of years ago, a friend of mine and I were driving from Jax up to Atlanta for a writer's conference. We stopped for gas or snacks or something somewhere in the middle of south/central Georgia where the most commonly seen hairstyle on men, women, and children alike was a seriously old school mullet. I mean, severely chopped at the ears, insanely long in the back with very few layers-- certainly none of the graduated variety. And my friend was all "Who gets their hair cut like that on purpose? And maybe more importantly, where do you go to get a haircut like that? Do you walk into a salon and say, 'I'd like a circa 1987 Billy Ray Cyrus 'do?'"

I replied, "They probably just use a Flowbee."

She looked at me funny and asked, "What the hell is a 'Flowbee?'"

I thought she was joking. She wasn't. She honestly didn't know what a Flowbee was and after I explained it, she thought I was joking. She was so convinced I was trying to yank her chain, that she called her husband from the road and asked him if he'd ever heard of a Flowbee, which he had.

She remains appalled to this day. Both by the haircuts and the idea of the Flowbee.


Polter-Cow - Apr 02, 2009 6:43:47 am PDT #5332 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

PC, ~ma to your grandfather- my grandmother had some similar problems and she is still alive and kicking! Hopefully it will all get resolved for you guys too.

I hope. My aunt said he'd be in the hospital for a few days, but I don't know what the prognosis is supposed to be.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 02, 2009 6:43:50 am PDT #5333 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

What the hell *is* a Flo-Bee? I feel I've heard the term but I don't know what it is.