Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Apr 01, 2009 10:19:02 am PDT #5196 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Hey, I was gonna start said list with "attack Iran and possibly drag the world to 3rd world war until 1/1/2011, if said government still exist by then".

Because, and I just wanna make this clear as possible, he thinks that Iran is the biggest problem of Israel today.

Iran.

Not Gaza. Not that every 5th person is poor. Not economic crisis. Not health system who had better days. Not inter-Israeli group issues. Not peace. Not getting more money to education and less to military use. Not gaps within society. Not corruption.

Iran.

I need to breath.


DavidS - Apr 01, 2009 10:28:37 am PDT #5197 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Don't do it, Shir! I tried that one when Bush got elected in 2000. My list included: destroy the budget surplus and raise the deficit, put conservative ideologues on the Supreme Court, and start a war. Sigh. How did it wind up being so much worse than I anticipated?

I always think of Sarah Vowell on the Daily Show saying: "I cried when George W. Bush first got elected because I thought he'd mess up the nation's water supply. It was a failure of imagination on my part."


Fred Pete - Apr 01, 2009 10:37:30 am PDT #5198 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Shir, for whatever it is or isn't worth, it's made the news here that U.S. and Iranian diplomats are talking to each other directly. Not through intermediaries. For the first time in 30 years.


Glamcookie - Apr 01, 2009 10:43:09 am PDT #5199 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I'm having salt & vinegar chips for the second time this week after not having had them for years. Damn, these are good!


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2009 10:57:31 am PDT #5200 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I only got a 98% on my mythology exam. Shouldda done the bloody extra credit.

My god. You slacker.


Shir - Apr 01, 2009 10:58:11 am PDT #5201 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Thanks, Fred.

The small consolation is that he was never elected to be the PM (the second time). Livni's party won by one mandate, but he was seen (probably rightly) as the one with the more power to build a more stable government. I'm trying not to giggle.

Which is why we now have as much ministers as were in the biggest gov. that ever was in Israel (Sharon). Because yes, now is the time that the tax payer can pay for all of them, and none of them, of course, God forbid, got in as a minister as a condition to join the coalition.

I've been bitter about it enough for today; now, it's time for something better.


Toddson - Apr 01, 2009 11:07:42 am PDT #5202 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

comic relief?


Shir - Apr 01, 2009 11:12:32 am PDT #5203 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Toddson wins.


Laga - Apr 01, 2009 11:13:38 am PDT #5204 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

where are the good April fools jokes today? Google's is kind of meh.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2009 11:22:13 am PDT #5205 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some people can't handle April Fools....

Obama, Nascar In April Fools Prank "Gone Too Far"

Car and Driver magazine is now apologizing for a prank "gone too far," after they announced earlier Wednesday morning that President Obama had ordered Chevrolet and Dodge to pull NASCAR funding by the end of the season if the failing auto companies hope to receive further federal assistance.