I can hurt a demon!! That's right. I'm back. And I'm a BLOODY ANIMAL!
Spike ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - Apr 01, 2009 11:07:42 am PDT #5202 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Shir - Apr 01, 2009 11:12:32 am PDT #5203 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Toddson wins.
Laga - Apr 01, 2009 11:13:38 am PDT #5204 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
where are the good April fools jokes today? Google's is kind of meh.
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2009 11:22:13 am PDT #5205 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Some people can't handle April Fools....
Obama, Nascar In April Fools Prank "Gone Too Far"
Car and Driver magazine is now apologizing for a prank "gone too far," after they announced earlier Wednesday morning that President Obama had ordered Chevrolet and Dodge to pull NASCAR funding by the end of the season if the failing auto companies hope to receive further federal assistance.
Kathy A - Apr 01, 2009 11:32:36 am PDT #5206 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
The Whole Foods webpage seems to have a pretty fun April Fools thing happening.
The "Sure Deal" featured product is "organic air" at $6.99 for .02-ounce bottles in original, sea breeze, mountain wind, and salt and vinegar varieties.
amych - Apr 01, 2009 11:33:26 am PDT #5207 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
The Whole Foods webpage seems to have a pretty fun April Fools thing happening.
Are you sure that's a joke? I'm pretty sure I saw that by the cafe checkout today.
JZ - Apr 01, 2009 11:51:43 am PDT #5208 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Museum of Hoaxes offers its Top 100 April Fool's Hoaxes of All Time.
Laga - Apr 01, 2009 12:03:17 pm PDT #5209 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Yesterday my car wouldn't start so I bought a bike. Instead of Target I went to Aviation Cyclery because once I'd stopped in there to buy lights and the cashier insisted on installing them for me while I waited. As I browsed the selection of luxury bicycles the clerk approached and asked if I had any questions.
"How does a one-speed cost so much?"
He laughed and suggested maybe I should go to Target. I confessed I'd been at Target the day before and I came to his shop specifically because I'd gotten great service and wanted to pay it back. "Do you ever sell used bikes?"
"I've got a ladies' bike in the back for $50."
"I'd like that one, please."
Of course then I needed a helmet, (it's totally cute, yes I will take pics.) lights and a lock. I spent more on accessories than I did on my bike but I Can Haz Bike! It feels just a little bit like Christmas morning.
Polter-Cow - Apr 01, 2009 12:10:41 pm PDT #5210 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Aw, how nice! I love great customer service.
Atropa - Apr 01, 2009 12:14:23 pm PDT #5211 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I keep idly thinking about getting a tricycle (I never learned to ride a bike and I don't want to start now), but then I glumly contemplate bike helmets, find nothing that I like, and give up on the whole notion.