I'm having salt & vinegar chips for the second time this week after not having had them for years. Damn, these are good!
Aren't they something. They're like butterflies, or little pieces of wrapping paper blowing around.
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Glamcookie - Apr 01, 2009 10:43:09 am PDT #5199 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Steph L. - Apr 01, 2009 10:57:31 am PDT #5200 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I only got a 98% on my mythology exam. Shouldda done the bloody extra credit.
My god. You slacker.
Shir - Apr 01, 2009 10:58:11 am PDT #5201 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Thanks, Fred.
The small consolation is that he was never elected to be the PM (the second time). Livni's party won by one mandate, but he was seen (probably rightly) as the one with the more power to build a more stable government. I'm trying not to giggle.
Which is why we now have as much ministers as were in the biggest gov. that ever was in Israel (Sharon). Because yes, now is the time that the tax payer can pay for all of them, and none of them, of course, God forbid, got in as a minister as a condition to join the coalition.
I've been bitter about it enough for today; now, it's time for something better.
Toddson - Apr 01, 2009 11:07:42 am PDT #5202 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Shir - Apr 01, 2009 11:12:32 am PDT #5203 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Toddson wins.
Laga - Apr 01, 2009 11:13:38 am PDT #5204 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
where are the good April fools jokes today? Google's is kind of meh.
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2009 11:22:13 am PDT #5205 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Some people can't handle April Fools....
Obama, Nascar In April Fools Prank "Gone Too Far"
Car and Driver magazine is now apologizing for a prank "gone too far," after they announced earlier Wednesday morning that President Obama had ordered Chevrolet and Dodge to pull NASCAR funding by the end of the season if the failing auto companies hope to receive further federal assistance.
Kathy A - Apr 01, 2009 11:32:36 am PDT #5206 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
The Whole Foods webpage seems to have a pretty fun April Fools thing happening.
The "Sure Deal" featured product is "organic air" at $6.99 for .02-ounce bottles in original, sea breeze, mountain wind, and salt and vinegar varieties.
amych - Apr 01, 2009 11:33:26 am PDT #5207 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
The Whole Foods webpage seems to have a pretty fun April Fools thing happening.
Are you sure that's a joke? I'm pretty sure I saw that by the cafe checkout today.
JZ - Apr 01, 2009 11:51:43 am PDT #5208 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Museum of Hoaxes offers its Top 100 April Fool's Hoaxes of All Time.