I am a cold hearted bastard or brain injured.
Zombie!
Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.
'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Aug 05, 2009 3:31:08 pm PDT #18777 of 30000
brillig
erin_obscure - Aug 05, 2009 3:53:00 pm PDT #18778 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Sorry, no entertaining calls today. Today, i got heart- wrenching sob stories entirely devoid of pithy one liners.
My mother continues to be entertaining via text. She is 100% set on staying a couple night in Forks, WA which i REALLY do not understand, unless she has been reading twilight books in sekrit and has some agenda she is not sharing with me. But really, my mother is not one for not sharing *anything* much less travel agendas. I currently believe she is just not aware of the phenomenon and thinks it a convenient distance between Victoria and Portland. Luckily (?) for me, EVERY SINGLE HOTEL in forks is books solid for the two days we're looking at. Oh well! Gonna have stay a leetle further away from the sparkly 14 yo girls.
DavidS - Aug 05, 2009 4:23:12 pm PDT #18779 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Zombie!
Oooh, also a possibility. I could be a cold hearted zombie bastard.
Steph L. - Aug 05, 2009 4:23:47 pm PDT #18780 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I think that, as the undead, zombies by definition have cold hearts.
t /pedant
DavidS - Aug 05, 2009 4:25:22 pm PDT #18781 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I think that, as the undead, zombies by definition have cold hearts.
I'm going to argue that they have room temperature hearts, so a Kalahari Bushman Zombie would be warmhearted.
Steph L. - Aug 05, 2009 4:26:57 pm PDT #18782 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Hmm. Fair point.
Are there a lot of Kalahari Bushman Zombies?
billytea - Aug 05, 2009 4:29:18 pm PDT #18783 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Are there a lot of Kalahari Bushman Zombies?
Nah. They tend to get hit pretty savagely by crocodiles every year during the Great Zombie Migration.
Volans - Aug 05, 2009 4:46:25 pm PDT #18784 of 30000
move out and draw fire
They tend to get hit pretty savagely by crocodiles every year during the Great Zombie Migration.
Researchers note, with much disappointment, that the crocs don't become zombie crocs, even when bitten back by the Bushmen. "Maybe we can develop a zombie vaccine from the crocodiles," says a scientist from Doctors Without Borders, "but a zombie croc would be SO COOL!!!"
billytea - Aug 05, 2009 5:25:10 pm PDT #18785 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Researchers note, with much disappointment, that the crocs don't become zombie crocs, even when bitten back by the Bushmen. "Maybe we can develop a zombie vaccine from the crocodiles," says a scientist from Doctors Without Borders, "but a zombie croc would be SO COOL!!!"
It's true! Crocodiles are amazingly resilient to infection, and researchers do study them for that very reason. Of course, they're well armoured, so your average zombie would'nt even be able to break the skin. But even for those who manage to bite into some soft tissue, if any animal would resist the zombification it's a crocodile.
Shir - Aug 05, 2009 7:12:18 pm PDT #18786 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I let people talk to me in most situations
I envy you, people who can make others stop talking with them. I never know if a smile would shut them up away from my life faster, or encourage them to keep talking.
Smiling is dangerous.