The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Volans - Aug 05, 2009 4:46:25 pm PDT #18784 of 30000
move out and draw fire

They tend to get hit pretty savagely by crocodiles every year during the Great Zombie Migration.

Researchers note, with much disappointment, that the crocs don't become zombie crocs, even when bitten back by the Bushmen. "Maybe we can develop a zombie vaccine from the crocodiles," says a scientist from Doctors Without Borders, "but a zombie croc would be SO COOL!!!"


billytea - Aug 05, 2009 5:25:10 pm PDT #18785 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Researchers note, with much disappointment, that the crocs don't become zombie crocs, even when bitten back by the Bushmen. "Maybe we can develop a zombie vaccine from the crocodiles," says a scientist from Doctors Without Borders, "but a zombie croc would be SO COOL!!!"

It's true! Crocodiles are amazingly resilient to infection, and researchers do study them for that very reason. Of course, they're well armoured, so your average zombie would'nt even be able to break the skin. But even for those who manage to bite into some soft tissue, if any animal would resist the zombification it's a crocodile.


Shir - Aug 05, 2009 7:12:18 pm PDT #18786 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I let people talk to me in most situations

I envy you, people who can make others stop talking with them. I never know if a smile would shut them up away from my life faster, or encourage them to keep talking.

Smiling is dangerous.


DCJensen - Aug 05, 2009 10:46:48 pm PDT #18787 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Who doesn't have an uncle who wanders up and down the street playing a comical musical instrument.

What one needs to do is teach him the Ballad of Serenity or the Man They Call Jayne.


DCJensen - Aug 05, 2009 11:01:38 pm PDT #18788 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Well, my LDLs are 53. And HDLs are 49. Only thing that's in the bad range is tryglycerides, and considering that I pretty much never eat sugar and very rarely have white carbs, there's not much I can do about that besides medication.

49 is a great HDL. I wish I had a 49.

Many who have met me are seriously puzzled when I tell them my total cholesterol is 113, my HDL is 39 and my LDL is 61.

Then I tell them I eat butter and eggs regularly, and red meat....and fresh veggies and whole grains, so it must balace out somewhat.

Huh, Hubby's cardiologist wants his cholesterol in the 30s.

Woah. This is why the numbers we are throwing around are so very individual specific. That's a seriously clean system that he needs.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 05, 2009 11:16:28 pm PDT #18789 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

It's always interesting, arriving here after a night of activity on the other side of the pond. Zombie crocs. OK then.

I need to get more interested in my dissertation topic. At the moment it's like, hey, that would be cool to read, and literature begetting literature until I just end up doing a lot of reading. No production of any actual work. I am completely failing every time I attempt to write a single sentence.

Meh. Back to that paper I just found on Google Scholar.


meara - Aug 05, 2009 11:38:45 pm PDT #18790 of 30000

Heh, me I am mostly hard at work (OK, pausing for a sec, but...really! Working!). Even though it's 1:30AM. Because, see, I didn't do much today. And then I napped from like, 5-8:30? So I'm kind of awake. And I was overdue on sending this one thing in, and then I got all into it, and I knew that this other thing was due, and...I was awake!

And that's when the working from home thing starts sounding both good AND crazy.


DCJensen - Aug 05, 2009 11:39:40 pm PDT #18791 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Decided to try Google's website publisher.

Can anyone see this photo scan of my mom and dad?

[link]


sj - Aug 06, 2009 12:33:47 am PDT #18792 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Daniel, I can see it. Adorable!


Calli - Aug 06, 2009 1:10:33 am PDT #18793 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I can see the scan, too, Daniel. What a lovely couple!