Giles ,'Touched'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
My Dad, let me show you him...
So we're all (Mom & Dad, Bro & his wife & kids and me) supposed to go to the museum tomorrow. My brother James finds some sort of weird spot on his leg and his wife writes to the rest of us to let us know they're going to the doctor and we might have to cancel plans.
Dad writes:
I am sorry to hear about James' problem and I hope he recovers, quickly. You understand, of course, he is out of warranty, so you can't return him.
Love,
(Grampa) Jim
I am sorry to hear about James' problem and I hope he recovers, quickly. You understand, of course, he is out of warranty, so you can't return him.
Mega Heh.
Can TCG have some car-ma? He's at work and it won't start.
he is out of warranty, so you can't return him.
snerk
Lots of car~ma to TCG
a lot of people are grumbling about Flower Moon Soap's poor business practices.
Yeah, I'm debating with myself about when to just go to the bank and dispute the charge.
sj, masses of car~ma for TCG. That's never good.
(And thanks for the sympathy - very much appreciated. I can't open Word, which I think is the universe telling me to stop writing forms at 10pm. Sensible advice from that there universe.)
I want to go to a gig. I could, technically. I'm tired, so it wouldn't be the best idea I've ever had, but I want to listen to some exceptionally loud music and jump up and down repeatedly on the spot for several hours*. I blame the vodka I had earlier.
*and no one is going to tell me I can't, even if they're right. So ner.
Plenty of car~ma hopefully it is something easily solved.
Seska, definitely stop filling out forms and do something mindless.
I'm hoping the car is just something cheap and easy. TCG has had no luck with cars. He spent more than he probably wanted to on a better car so he wouldn't continually have this problem.
Dildos of the Future NSFW, obviously.
Why does the one patent specify the dildo be attached to a *wicker* rocking chair?
This is great for parties, tho:
Facilitates creating the inexpensive, detailed replica of a penis . . . for any time you need an inexpensive, detailed replica of a penis
This is great for parties, tho:Oh god, the hospitality sweet will never be the same. A couple beers in MM, and then next thing ya know, he's modifying the words to "Dick in a box" and prancing around the room, asking who wants a replica.
ION - why did I get the 2nd margarita at lunch? I should have stopped when ordering the second one, and said "Frozen margarita, no ice" instead of "no salt". Yup. Should have been clue #1. Thank god it's half-day-friday!