Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jul 31, 2009 1:35:36 pm PDT #18231 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh god, the hospitality sweet will never be the same. A couple beers in MM, and then next thing ya know, he's modifying the words to "Dick in a box" and prancing around the room, asking who wants a replica.

Good lord, people. What's happened to the F2F in the years since I last attended one?

My solemn vow: I will never want a replica of ANY OF YOUR* GENITALIA.

*That's the collective "you," and sorry, I love you all, but keep your collectors' editions of your naughty bits for QVC.


Trudy Booth - Jul 31, 2009 1:36:09 pm PDT #18232 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I know of one similar to that first one... well, without the butt anchor.


Laga - Jul 31, 2009 1:41:15 pm PDT #18233 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I will never want a replica of ANY OF YOUR* GENITALIA.

I will.


Steph L. - Jul 31, 2009 1:44:04 pm PDT #18234 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Ick.


omnis_audis - Jul 31, 2009 2:00:22 pm PDT #18235 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I seem to recall hearing of the home-made penis replica in the past. About a groupie trying to get replica's of various rock stars. The process being very difficult, to keep him hard long enough for the cast to set, with quite hot materials, and then getting him soft in a nice way to extract him from said cast. It was entertaining to hear on NPR, as they danced around the topic.


Laga - Jul 31, 2009 2:02:49 pm PDT #18236 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Oh Yeah, The Plaster Casters. They are real. I have met Cynthia. I met her the same day I met Ratso, actually.


omnis_audis - Jul 31, 2009 2:04:40 pm PDT #18237 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Laga, you continue to amaze me. And I say that with love.


Barb - Jul 31, 2009 2:06:49 pm PDT #18238 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

*That's the collective "you," and sorry, I love you all, but keep your collectors' editions of your naughty bits for QVC.

And now I'm seeing The Buffista Hour on QVC with all manner of... stuff being hawked.


Laga - Jul 31, 2009 2:12:31 pm PDT #18239 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Laga, you continue to amaze me.

I was just in the right place at the right time. My ex worked with two guys who were in a band and we used to hang out with them all the time and they appeared on Chica-go-go.


DavidS - Jul 31, 2009 2:15:52 pm PDT #18240 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

and they appeared on Chica-go-go.

I've been on Chic-A-Go-go.