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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 31, 2009 11:52:57 am PDT #18225 of 30000

"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

sj, masses of car~ma for TCG. That's never good.

(And thanks for the sympathy - very much appreciated. I can't open Word, which I think is the universe telling me to stop writing forms at 10pm. Sensible advice from that there universe.)

I want to go to a gig. I could, technically. I'm tired, so it wouldn't be the best idea I've ever had, but I want to listen to some exceptionally loud music and jump up and down repeatedly on the spot for several hours*. I blame the vodka I had earlier.

*and no one is going to tell me I can't, even if they're right. So ner.

Gudanov - Jul 31, 2009 11:53:54 am PDT #18226 of 30000

Coding and Sleeping

Plenty of car~ma hopefully it is something easily solved.

sj - Jul 31, 2009 11:58:28 am PDT #18227 of 30000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Seska, definitely stop filling out forms and do something mindless.

I'm hoping the car is just something cheap and easy. TCG has had no luck with cars. He spent more than he probably wanted to on a better car so he wouldn't continually have this problem.

Vortex - Jul 31, 2009 12:23:54 pm PDT #18228 of 30000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Dildos of the Future NSFW, obviously.

Volans - Jul 31, 2009 1:04:28 pm PDT #18229 of 30000

move out and draw fire

Why does the one patent specify the dildo be attached to a *wicker* rocking chair?

This is great for parties, tho:

Facilitates creating the inexpensive, detailed replica of a penis . . . for any time you need an inexpensive, detailed replica of a penis

omnis_audis - Jul 31, 2009 1:17:22 pm PDT #18230 of 30000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

This is great for parties, tho:

Oh god, the hospitality sweet will never be the same. A couple beers in MM, and then next thing ya know, he's modifying the words to "Dick in a box" and prancing around the room, asking who wants a replica.

ION - why did I get the 2nd margarita at lunch? I should have stopped when ordering the second one, and said "Frozen margarita, no ice" instead of "no salt". Yup. Should have been clue #1. Thank god it's half-day-friday!

Steph L. - Jul 31, 2009 1:35:36 pm PDT #18231 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh god, the hospitality sweet will never be the same. A couple beers in MM, and then next thing ya know, he's modifying the words to "Dick in a box" and prancing around the room, asking who wants a replica.

Good lord, people. What's happened to the F2F in the years since I last attended one?

My solemn vow: I will never want a replica of ANY OF YOUR* GENITALIA.

*That's the collective "you," and sorry, I love you all, but keep your collectors' editions of your naughty bits for QVC.

Trudy Booth - Jul 31, 2009 1:36:09 pm PDT #18232 of 30000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I know of one similar to that first one... well, without the butt anchor.

Laga - Jul 31, 2009 1:41:15 pm PDT #18233 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I will never want a replica of ANY OF YOUR* GENITALIA.

I will.

Steph L. - Jul 31, 2009 1:44:04 pm PDT #18234 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Ick.

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