Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Jul 31, 2009 11:30:41 am PDT #18220 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Five minutes of googling didn't net any specific news but a lot of people are grumbling about Flower Moon Soap's poor business practices.


Laga - Jul 31, 2009 11:37:08 am PDT #18221 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

My Dad, let me show you him...

So we're all (Mom & Dad, Bro & his wife & kids and me) supposed to go to the museum tomorrow. My brother James finds some sort of weird spot on his leg and his wife writes to the rest of us to let us know they're going to the doctor and we might have to cancel plans.

Dad writes:

I am sorry to hear about James' problem and I hope he recovers, quickly. You understand, of course, he is out of warranty, so you can't return him.
Love,
(Grampa) Jim


Typo Boy - Jul 31, 2009 11:42:46 am PDT #18222 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I am sorry to hear about James' problem and I hope he recovers, quickly. You understand, of course, he is out of warranty, so you can't return him.

Mega Heh.


sj - Jul 31, 2009 11:43:19 am PDT #18223 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Can TCG have some car-ma? He's at work and it won't start.


EpicTangent - Jul 31, 2009 11:50:46 am PDT #18224 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

he is out of warranty, so you can't return him.

snerk

Lots of car~ma to TCG

a lot of people are grumbling about Flower Moon Soap's poor business practices.

Yeah, I'm debating with myself about when to just go to the bank and dispute the charge.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 31, 2009 11:52:57 am PDT #18225 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

sj, masses of car~ma for TCG. That's never good.

(And thanks for the sympathy - very much appreciated. I can't open Word, which I think is the universe telling me to stop writing forms at 10pm. Sensible advice from that there universe.)

I want to go to a gig. I could, technically. I'm tired, so it wouldn't be the best idea I've ever had, but I want to listen to some exceptionally loud music and jump up and down repeatedly on the spot for several hours*. I blame the vodka I had earlier.

*and no one is going to tell me I can't, even if they're right. So ner.


Gudanov - Jul 31, 2009 11:53:54 am PDT #18226 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Plenty of car~ma hopefully it is something easily solved.


sj - Jul 31, 2009 11:58:28 am PDT #18227 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Seska, definitely stop filling out forms and do something mindless.

I'm hoping the car is just something cheap and easy. TCG has had no luck with cars. He spent more than he probably wanted to on a better car so he wouldn't continually have this problem.


Vortex - Jul 31, 2009 12:23:54 pm PDT #18228 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Dildos of the Future NSFW, obviously.


Volans - Jul 31, 2009 1:04:28 pm PDT #18229 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Why does the one patent specify the dildo be attached to a *wicker* rocking chair?

This is great for parties, tho:

Facilitates creating the inexpensive, detailed replica of a penis . . . for any time you need an inexpensive, detailed replica of a penis