Or something like "Why cellular plans cost so freaking much in America," or "Why the Obama Adminstration is hiring Goldman-Sachs lifers to fill all the positions making financial policy" or "Is it socially acceptable to call yourself a gamer in public?"

Or, you know, compare and contract He-Man and Beowulf.

maybe something on the proposed health care legislation.

Or, you know, compare and contract He-Man and Beowulf.

"How can Skeletor stay alive when he has no skin on his fucking skull?"

Sexism and Superheroes: Why males are always "man" and females are always "girl" (with the exception of Wonder Woman who kicks so much ass that they never even considered it. Or they liked the alliteration, take your pick)

I can't help but get a little paranoid when Big!Boss sticks his head in the door and asks us if we'll all be around at 1:45, because he needs to have a company meeting.

It's probably nothing. It's probably nothing. It's probably nothing. It's probably nothing.

Maybe he wants to talk about Jesus?

Maybe he wants to talk about Jesus?

Compared with all the other paranoia-inducing options that I've already imagined, that would be fine.

You realize this was his plan all along, right? To make you happy to talk about Jesus.

Geez, omnis. Way to be practical and non-work-avoidy and stuff. Bitches is all about the procrastination, man.

It turns out, yes, I do like broccoli stems better when peeled a bit.

Maybe he wants to talk about Jesus?

Or maybe about Xenu.