Sexism and Superheroes: Why males are always "man" and females are always "girl" (with the exception of Wonder Woman who kicks so much ass that they never even considered it. Or they liked the alliteration, take your pick)
Actually, I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could...we could name her Trixie, or Miss Kitty Fantastico, or something.
Tara ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Jul 30, 2009 8:16:29 am PDT #18132 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Steph L. - Jul 30, 2009 8:18:05 am PDT #18133 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I can't help but get a little paranoid when Big!Boss sticks his head in the door and asks us if we'll all be around at 1:45, because he needs to have a company meeting.
It's probably nothing. It's probably nothing. It's probably nothing. It's probably nothing.
tommyrot - Jul 30, 2009 8:18:55 am PDT #18134 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Maybe he wants to talk about Jesus?
Steph L. - Jul 30, 2009 8:21:23 am PDT #18135 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Maybe he wants to talk about Jesus?
Compared with all the other paranoia-inducing options that I've already imagined, that would be fine.
Trudy Booth - Jul 30, 2009 8:22:11 am PDT #18136 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You realize this was his plan all along, right? To make you happy to talk about Jesus.
WindSparrow - Jul 30, 2009 8:23:24 am PDT #18137 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Geez, omnis. Way to be practical and non-work-avoidy and stuff. Bitches is all about the procrastination, man.
It turns out, yes, I do like broccoli stems better when peeled a bit.
Gudanov - Jul 30, 2009 8:24:01 am PDT #18138 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Maybe he wants to talk about Jesus?
Or maybe about Xenu.
Gudanov - Jul 30, 2009 8:26:30 am PDT #18139 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Or, you know, compare and contract He-Man and Beowulf.
Contract them to do what? I guess if you have a monster to kill.
Hey, how about "Who would win in a fight, Jesus or Xenu?"
Steph L. - Jul 30, 2009 8:30:01 am PDT #18140 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Options:
1. Hi, let's talk about Jesus!
2. You're all fired. (That would be mean, since we've already passed around a menu for ordering in for a birthday party on Monday.)
3. We're switching back from 4 10-hour days to 5 8-hour days.
4. Uh, free pie for everyone?
5. I just wanted to freak you all out. Now get back to work.
Narf.
Gudanov - Jul 30, 2009 8:32:43 am PDT #18141 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
6. Let me tell you about a great business opportunity called Amway.