Maybe he wants to talk about Jesus?
Compared with all the other paranoia-inducing options that I've already imagined, that would be fine.
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Jul 30, 2009 8:21:23 am PDT #18135 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Trudy Booth - Jul 30, 2009 8:22:11 am PDT #18136 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You realize this was his plan all along, right? To make you happy to talk about Jesus.
WindSparrow - Jul 30, 2009 8:23:24 am PDT #18137 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Geez, omnis. Way to be practical and non-work-avoidy and stuff. Bitches is all about the procrastination, man.
It turns out, yes, I do like broccoli stems better when peeled a bit.
Gudanov - Jul 30, 2009 8:24:01 am PDT #18138 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Maybe he wants to talk about Jesus?
Or maybe about Xenu.
Gudanov - Jul 30, 2009 8:26:30 am PDT #18139 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Or, you know, compare and contract He-Man and Beowulf.
Contract them to do what? I guess if you have a monster to kill.
Hey, how about "Who would win in a fight, Jesus or Xenu?"
Steph L. - Jul 30, 2009 8:30:01 am PDT #18140 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Options:
1. Hi, let's talk about Jesus!
2. You're all fired. (That would be mean, since we've already passed around a menu for ordering in for a birthday party on Monday.)
3. We're switching back from 4 10-hour days to 5 8-hour days.
4. Uh, free pie for everyone?
5. I just wanted to freak you all out. Now get back to work.
Narf.
Gudanov - Jul 30, 2009 8:32:43 am PDT #18141 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
6. Let me tell you about a great business opportunity called Amway.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 30, 2009 8:34:20 am PDT #18142 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
7. Turn two and the rest are food.
Steph L. - Jul 30, 2009 8:34:53 am PDT #18143 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I'm good with 6 and 7.
WindSparrow - Jul 30, 2009 8:35:34 am PDT #18144 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
And here is a Big Cat Rescue video that answers the perennial question, "Do cats like watermelon?" [link]