Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jul 27, 2009 7:21:10 pm PDT #17799 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Cass, good to hear your brains aren't too scrambled, and still spicey.

e_o, I think you stole the Dallas heat. We look to go back in the 90°'s tomorrow.


Ginger - Jul 27, 2009 7:35:20 pm PDT #17800 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I have a plastic box full of assorted dog stuff like brushes, including the all the toys my mother and sister buy him. I get a pile every time I go home and dole them out gradually. This morning, I accidentally left the top off the box when I took my shower, and he apparently systematically removed the toys and hid them. He just came into the office with one, gave me a "what are you looking at" look and sat down to disembowel a purple dinosaur.


-t - Jul 27, 2009 7:37:36 pm PDT #17801 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Clever Mr. Peabody!


DavidS - Jul 27, 2009 8:01:30 pm PDT #17802 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Mr. Peabody has trust issues. But not with Ginger!


beth b - Jul 27, 2009 10:12:28 pm PDT #17803 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

go, go mr. peabody!

When did Spiderman get redrawn as amine?


omnis_audis - Jul 27, 2009 11:45:15 pm PDT #17804 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I dunno why x2.

1) Why did I wait this long to order.
2) why did I order now, when a) clearly I should be in bed, and b) I'm trying *not* to buy unneeded things to pay off visa bill.

Alas, it is done. Amazon is shipping 2 Ingrid Michaelson discs. I opted for the real deal CD instead of iTunes downloads, as I think I'll want to make sure this music doesn't accidentally crash and burn at some time.


Gudanov - Jul 28, 2009 6:06:46 am PDT #17805 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Have you heard the latest - state senator who was sleeping with his 22 year old intern?

I like how he espouses abstinence before marriage. Now he isn't applying a different standard to himself, he was married at the time. However he does apparently make an exception for people who have sex with him.


omnis_audis - Jul 28, 2009 6:27:37 am PDT #17806 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

didn't say you had to married to EACHOTHER. As long as one of you waited until you were married, all is ok, right?


Volans - Jul 28, 2009 7:13:58 am PDT #17807 of 30000
move out and draw fire

My co-worker forwarded that to me the day it came out. We agreed that it would've been better if it had been a male intern, better if the guy was a US Senator, and best if both those were true.


Sparky1 - Jul 28, 2009 9:34:44 am PDT #17808 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

It's so quiet in here!

Baby pictures: [link]