I have a plastic box full of assorted dog stuff like brushes, including the all the toys my mother and sister buy him. I get a pile every time I go home and dole them out gradually. This morning, I accidentally left the top off the box when I took my shower, and he apparently systematically removed the toys and hid them. He just came into the office with one, gave me a "what are you looking at" look and sat down to disembowel a purple dinosaur.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Jul 27, 2009 7:35:20 pm PDT #17800 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
-t - Jul 27, 2009 7:37:36 pm PDT #17801 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Clever Mr. Peabody!
DavidS - Jul 27, 2009 8:01:30 pm PDT #17802 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Mr. Peabody has trust issues. But not with Ginger!
beth b - Jul 27, 2009 10:12:28 pm PDT #17803 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
go, go mr. peabody!
When did Spiderman get redrawn as amine?
omnis_audis - Jul 27, 2009 11:45:15 pm PDT #17804 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I dunno why x2.
1) Why did I wait this long to order.
2) why did I order now, when a) clearly I should be in bed, and b) I'm trying *not* to buy unneeded things to pay off visa bill.
Alas, it is done. Amazon is shipping 2 Ingrid Michaelson discs. I opted for the real deal CD instead of iTunes downloads, as I think I'll want to make sure this music doesn't accidentally crash and burn at some time.
Gudanov - Jul 28, 2009 6:06:46 am PDT #17805 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Have you heard the latest - state senator who was sleeping with his 22 year old intern?
I like how he espouses abstinence before marriage. Now he isn't applying a different standard to himself, he was married at the time. However he does apparently make an exception for people who have sex with him.
omnis_audis - Jul 28, 2009 6:27:37 am PDT #17806 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
didn't say you had to married to EACHOTHER. As long as one of you waited until you were married, all is ok, right?
Volans - Jul 28, 2009 7:13:58 am PDT #17807 of 30000
move out and draw fire
My co-worker forwarded that to me the day it came out. We agreed that it would've been better if it had been a male intern, better if the guy was a US Senator, and best if both those were true.
Sparky1 - Jul 28, 2009 9:34:44 am PDT #17808 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
JZ - Jul 28, 2009 9:37:13 am PDT #17809 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
What a merry little bean she is! And Sassafrass seems to be adjusting just fine.