I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Toddson - Jul 16, 2009 11:46:44 am PDT #16875 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

um ... been working on that transporter by any chance?


brenda m - Jul 16, 2009 11:47:21 am PDT #16876 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

No, or he would have brought me my cupcakes by now.


Volans - Jul 16, 2009 11:50:46 am PDT #16877 of 30000
move out and draw fire

No, or he would have brought me my cupcakes by now.

Or one of his monkey-pony-men minions would have.


juliana - Jul 16, 2009 11:51:05 am PDT #16878 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I hereby declare this week over on your behalf.

Ahem. As long as it fast-forwards to 5 pm tomorrow, because I am having my BIRTHDAY DINNER with M. I am not missing my birthday, dude.


StuntHusband - Jul 16, 2009 11:55:06 am PDT #16879 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Miracleman sounds like me!

How many of me are there?

(waves hello)


Miracleman - Jul 16, 2009 11:55:16 am PDT #16880 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Okay, look, forward all requests to the future Office of Temporal Enhancement, and anything you don't like about the past or present will be edited to better accomodate your desires.

Disclaimer: The Office of Temporal Enhancement retains no liability resulting from meeting yourself, getting caught in undesirable alternate time-streams or fist-fights resulting from arguments in regard to how many Deloreans are present in any given time era. Thank you for your future support.


brenda m - Jul 16, 2009 11:57:07 am PDT #16881 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

As long as it fast-forwards to 5 pm tomorrow,

That would be just fine.


tommyrot - Jul 16, 2009 11:57:28 am PDT #16882 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Thank you for your future support.

You should thank people for their past support too. Or their future past support.


Trudy Booth - Jul 16, 2009 12:04:15 pm PDT #16883 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Giant Squid Invade San Diego Beaches! [link]

One paragraph in particular...

Stories of too-close encounters with the alien-like cephalopods have chased many veteran divers out of the water and created a whirlwind of excitement among the rest, who are torn between their personal safety and the once-in-a-lifetime chance to swim with the deep-sea giants.

Cassie, NO.


Gudanov - Jul 16, 2009 12:05:06 pm PDT #16884 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Okay, look, forward all requests to the future Office of Temporal Enhancement, and anything you don't like about the past or present will be edited to better accomodate your desires.

Look, uh, I'm sure the good people of the Office of Temporal Enhancement try really hard, but the fact that the Bush Administration still happened makes me dubious of their efficiency.