No, or he would have brought me my cupcakes by now.
Or one of his monkey-pony-men minions would have.
'Shindig'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
No, or he would have brought me my cupcakes by now.
Or one of his monkey-pony-men minions would have.
I hereby declare this week over on your behalf.
Ahem. As long as it fast-forwards to 5 pm tomorrow, because I am having my BIRTHDAY DINNER with M. I am not missing my birthday, dude.
Miracleman sounds like me!
How many of me are there?
(waves hello)
Okay, look, forward all requests to the future Office of Temporal Enhancement, and anything you don't like about the past or present will be edited to better accomodate your desires.
Disclaimer: The Office of Temporal Enhancement retains no liability resulting from meeting yourself, getting caught in undesirable alternate time-streams or fist-fights resulting from arguments in regard to how many Deloreans are present in any given time era. Thank you for your future support.
As long as it fast-forwards to 5 pm tomorrow,
That would be just fine.
Thank you for your future support.
You should thank people for their past support too. Or their future past support.
Giant Squid Invade San Diego Beaches! [link]
One paragraph in particular...
Stories of too-close encounters with the alien-like cephalopods have chased many veteran divers out of the water and created a whirlwind of excitement among the rest, who are torn between their personal safety and the once-in-a-lifetime chance to swim with the deep-sea giants.
Cassie, NO.
Okay, look, forward all requests to the future Office of Temporal Enhancement, and anything you don't like about the past or present will be edited to better accomodate your desires.
Look, uh, I'm sure the good people of the Office of Temporal Enhancement try really hard, but the fact that the Bush Administration still happened makes me dubious of their efficiency.
Yeah, that's on their to-do list. Item #15: Eradicate evil.
Giant Squid Invade San Diego Beaches! [link]
Not giant, Humboldt. Which are awesome enough, and have the advantage over giants of actually having been documented attacking humans.