Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Jul 16, 2009 11:57:28 am PDT #16882 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Thank you for your future support.

You should thank people for their past support too. Or their future past support.


Trudy Booth - Jul 16, 2009 12:04:15 pm PDT #16883 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Giant Squid Invade San Diego Beaches! [link]

One paragraph in particular...

Stories of too-close encounters with the alien-like cephalopods have chased many veteran divers out of the water and created a whirlwind of excitement among the rest, who are torn between their personal safety and the once-in-a-lifetime chance to swim with the deep-sea giants.

Cassie, NO.


Gudanov - Jul 16, 2009 12:05:06 pm PDT #16884 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Okay, look, forward all requests to the future Office of Temporal Enhancement, and anything you don't like about the past or present will be edited to better accomodate your desires.

Look, uh, I'm sure the good people of the Office of Temporal Enhancement try really hard, but the fact that the Bush Administration still happened makes me dubious of their efficiency.


Miracleman - Jul 16, 2009 12:34:31 pm PDT #16885 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Yeah, that's on their to-do list. Item #15: Eradicate evil.


billytea - Jul 16, 2009 12:45:16 pm PDT #16886 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Giant Squid Invade San Diego Beaches! [link]

Not giant, Humboldt. Which are awesome enough, and have the advantage over giants of actually having been documented attacking humans.


Connie Neil - Jul 16, 2009 12:47:43 pm PDT #16887 of 30000
brillig

have the advantage over giants of actually having been documented attacking humans.

That's our billytea, seeing the glass half full.


StuntHusband - Jul 16, 2009 1:01:14 pm PDT #16888 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

seeing the glass half full.

...of AIEEEEEE!


Volans - Jul 16, 2009 1:04:14 pm PDT #16889 of 30000
move out and draw fire

I just spent 30 minutes in line @ starbux. Behind ONE person.


sj - Jul 16, 2009 1:09:35 pm PDT #16890 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I heart MM and declare that he should post often.

I fell asleep shortly after my last posr, and I am trying to decide if I want to cancel my plans for tomorrow now or wait and see if by some miracle I don't feel like shit in the morning.


StuntHusband - Jul 16, 2009 1:14:20 pm PDT #16891 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

I just spent 30 minutes in line @ starbux. Behind ONE person.

...I live in Starbucks (well, almost - no-water soy chai is the reason I'm as comfortably plump as I am)...

...what could they POSSIBLY be ordering that takes THIRTY MINUTES?

I could order - and drink - 3 of my chais in that time. I'd never sleep again, but it's POSSIBLE.