Wash: I'm not leaving her side, Mal. Don't ask me again. Mal: I wasn't asking. I was telling.

'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jul 16, 2009 10:03:29 am PDT #16859 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

No one on their death bed regrets spending too much time on personal fulfillment and enjoying life.

If they're on their deathbed because of a ski-jumping accident, they might regret it a little.


Volans - Jul 16, 2009 10:09:48 am PDT #16860 of 30000
move out and draw fire

What the heck is a "certified change manager" and why am I in a conference call with some?


Connie Neil - Jul 16, 2009 10:10:53 am PDT #16861 of 30000
brillig

The comments were fun, for a refreshing change.

I liked the one referring people to a specific page of the Monster Manual for more information and to look out for the acid attack.


Miracleman - Jul 16, 2009 10:16:40 am PDT #16862 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

What the heck is a "certified change manager" and why am I in a conference call with some?

They are fine, upstanding individuals who have taken the initiative and time to fill a badly needed role in our society, Raq. These, dare I say bold...nay heroic men and women have gone forth and gotten themselves actually and legitimately certified to provide you with the much needed small currency you need to acquire palatable goods from your local vending machines.

As to why you are on the phone with them, I would imagine you are in quest of a bag of Crunchy Cheetos and a Diet Dr. Pepper, but are, alas, overburdened with folding money in large denominations. If you are successful with your call, though, can you grab me a Hostess Cupcakes and a Mountain Dew?

I'll have a local certified change manager take my $5, turn it into something more useful, and forward the appropriate amount to you by no later than Tuesday next.


Laura - Jul 16, 2009 10:19:58 am PDT #16863 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Mwah, we've missed you MM.


brenda m - Jul 16, 2009 10:21:27 am PDT #16864 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

So you'll gladly pay her Tuesday for a cupcake today? Actually, that sounds kind of good. Sign me up for a pack of the weird orange ones.


Volans - Jul 16, 2009 10:25:06 am PDT #16865 of 30000
move out and draw fire

"Where's the Mountain Dew?!?"


Connie Neil - Jul 16, 2009 10:27:05 am PDT #16866 of 30000
brillig

Mwah, we've missed you MM.

wrod


omnis_audis - Jul 16, 2009 10:56:03 am PDT #16867 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Mwah, we've missed you MM.
I think this constitutes a "Pile On". Maybe even a "group grope" knowing this gang. Either way, add me to that list!


Laura - Jul 16, 2009 10:56:56 am PDT #16868 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I'm thinking group grope would bring him round more often.