What the heck is a "certified change manager" and why am I in a conference call with some?
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
The comments were fun, for a refreshing change.
I liked the one referring people to a specific page of the Monster Manual for more information and to look out for the acid attack.
What the heck is a "certified change manager" and why am I in a conference call with some?
They are fine, upstanding individuals who have taken the initiative and time to fill a badly needed role in our society, Raq. These, dare I say bold...nay heroic men and women have gone forth and gotten themselves actually and legitimately certified to provide you with the much needed small currency you need to acquire palatable goods from your local vending machines.
As to why you are on the phone with them, I would imagine you are in quest of a bag of Crunchy Cheetos and a Diet Dr. Pepper, but are, alas, overburdened with folding money in large denominations. If you are successful with your call, though, can you grab me a Hostess Cupcakes and a Mountain Dew?
I'll have a local certified change manager take my $5, turn it into something more useful, and forward the appropriate amount to you by no later than Tuesday next.
Mwah, we've missed you MM.
So you'll gladly pay her Tuesday for a cupcake today? Actually, that sounds kind of good. Sign me up for a pack of the weird orange ones.
"Where's the Mountain Dew?!?"
Mwah, we've missed you MM.
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Mwah, we've missed you MM.I think this constitutes a "Pile On". Maybe even a "group grope" knowing this gang. Either way, add me to that list!
I'm thinking group grope would bring him round more often.
::makes the grabby hands::