I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Jul 10, 2009 4:04:11 am PDT #16099 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Happy Birthday to Sox!

We play musical beds often with couches in a couple rooms in the mix. If we had the space I think it would be great to have our own bedrooms. Sleep and sex are different needs. I also love to read in bed, listen to music, watch tv, have a glass of wine. Having my own space might be nice.


Cashmere - Jul 10, 2009 4:09:02 am PDT #16100 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

juliana, I love that image of the starfish. It's very funny. But only because I don't have to sleep with it.


Toddson - Jul 10, 2009 4:18:54 am PDT #16101 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Always something interesting going on in Bitches.

A question for the hivemind - a friend needs a long line strapless bra with boning - any suggestions for a source? (I suggested a corset, but she'd be worried about lacing producing a bumpy surface - the dress fabric is quite thin.)


Glamcookie - Jul 10, 2009 4:23:14 am PDT #16102 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy birthday, Sox!


Toddson - Jul 10, 2009 4:23:30 am PDT #16103 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

oops ... really unsafe sex


beth b - Jul 10, 2009 4:30:07 am PDT #16104 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

happy birthday , Sox!


Aims - Jul 10, 2009 4:59:42 am PDT #16105 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ok. I try not to be wimpy about bugs and such, especially when they are outside. In fact, I have been sharing my desk space with a very nice eight-legged beastie for the past week.

However.

Hornets, wasps, and other buzzing, flying, stinging bugs scare the ever loving shit out of me. I was stung a lot as a kid (thanks for the flowers in my hair, Grammie) and they all terrify me, with their flight and buzzing nose of impending doom. Our front entrance, both inside and outside, are SWARMED with all three. ("Swarmed" in Empress Language meaning at least 5 that she saw before screeching like a child and running as fast as her little flip flops could carry her to the other entrance, whilst flapping her hands in the air and yelling "JESUS CHRIST!!" and fuck checking the rent drop box.)

My boss doesn't think it's worth a call to the landlord to come take care of. She thinks we should just spray them. I say, I'm outnumbered. I get one, the rest will come sting me and kill me for taking down their pal. I've seen way too many SciFi(SyFy) movies to know this does not end well for the person who discovers the problem.


Calli - Jul 10, 2009 5:03:39 am PDT #16106 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Aims, if your boss doesn't think it's worth a call to the landlord, you boss should be the one going after the damn things with poison and/or fire. Let him put his potential histamine reaction where his mouth is.

Signed

--Hates those venomous flying beasts, too.


Lee - Jul 10, 2009 5:05:33 am PDT #16107 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthday, Sox!


Hil R. - Jul 10, 2009 5:50:36 am PDT #16108 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I know someone who had slept with the guys she dated in high school and college, then became more religious after college and stopped even touching men she wasn't related to. She married a guy who I'm pretty sure was a virgin, and they didn't even hold hands until after their wedding. They've got two kids now, and she keeps trying to set me up with her husband's younger brother.