I know someone who had slept with the guys she dated in high school and college, then became more religious after college and stopped even touching men she wasn't related to. She married a guy who I'm pretty sure was a virgin, and they didn't even hold hands until after their wedding. They've got two kids now, and she keeps trying to set me up with her husband's younger brother.
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hil R. - Jul 10, 2009 5:50:36 am PDT #16108 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Vortex - Jul 10, 2009 5:53:27 am PDT #16109 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Just tell her that you're allergic and you don't want to swell up like a balloon and die.
Trudy Booth - Jul 10, 2009 6:04:30 am PDT #16110 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Can someone tell me *how* it came that there were flames on my stovetop?
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Hil R. - Jul 10, 2009 6:45:27 am PDT #16111 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
So, what should I do today? Option 1: Go to the mall, get new glasses, possibly get new bras and jeans, possibly get a new frying pan, most likely spend too much money at the bookstore, get falafel at the food court for lunch. Option 2: Go to my office, get some work done, have homemade salad for lunch, get glasses tomorrow, and save getting bras and jeans until my weight has stabilized a bit, and just wear a belt for now.
sj - Jul 10, 2009 6:50:18 am PDT #16112 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I'm headed out to lunch with a friend in a little while and bonus baby time with her little one!
In high school I really thought I would be that girl that would get married and still be a virgin. Life changed things.
Scrappy - Jul 10, 2009 7:02:52 am PDT #16113 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
We suspect that one of the reasons that niece is getting married at 19 is so she can live with her BF. They neither of them have jobs or are in school and are going to be living in the spare room at his parents' house. But both sets of parents don't want them living together--even though marrying an unemployed 25-year-old who still lives at home hardly seems likes a wise life choice.
Signed,
Not Looking Forward to the Wedding on Saturday
P.M. Marc - Jul 10, 2009 7:05:25 am PDT #16114 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
::blinks::
I need no date-ma! I just dice-enable. (Trust me. I do. I'm the little devil on their shoulder saying "SHINY!")
I mean, not that I wouldn't mind going on a date, and I've suggested it to the spouse, but we'd have to get a babysitter. (I've been married almost a decade, and with the same person for 13 years at this point. I don't even remember what dating was like. I think it involved lots of wild sex and occasional heartache. But that could be me confusing TV with reality again.)
Frankenbuddha - Jul 10, 2009 7:09:02 am PDT #16115 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Wow. Did I ever miss a spirited, educational and LENGTHY discussion.
I must admit, after reading Gud's COMM-ent on a lack of ass hooks vis-a-vis why meetings are so boring, before having read the discussion here, I was envisioning a boardroom version of the hook they used to yank bombing perfomers off stage back in vaudeville. Was I EVER wrong!
Aims - Jul 10, 2009 7:14:18 am PDT #16116 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I don't even remember what dating was like. I think it involved lots of wild sex and occasional heartache.
I remember occasional wild sex and lots of heartache. YDatingMemoryMV.
P.M. Marc - Jul 10, 2009 7:20:10 am PDT #16117 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I remember occasional wild sex and lots of heartache. YDatingMemoryMV.
I was Ms Serial Monogamist. So I'd fall into bed/dating a person, except for that weird period of almost a year where I sort of skipped the dating part or, rather, I went on dates, but all the people I slept with were people I wasn't dating, and I swear it made sense at the time.
Okay, I guess I was dating the married woman I slept with, but that was just weird. (Her husband wanted some sort of group marriage thing. I was just in it for the hot chick. I determined I'd rather date non-married, uncoupled people for a while and get back to them. During this period of time, she decided she would leave her husband. I am told he felt it ws My Fault. Whatevs.)