oops ... really unsafe sex
Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.
Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - Jul 10, 2009 4:23:30 am PDT #16103 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
beth b - Jul 10, 2009 4:30:07 am PDT #16104 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
happy birthday , Sox!
Aims - Jul 10, 2009 4:59:42 am PDT #16105 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ok. I try not to be wimpy about bugs and such, especially when they are outside. In fact, I have been sharing my desk space with a very nice eight-legged beastie for the past week.
However.
Hornets, wasps, and other buzzing, flying, stinging bugs scare the ever loving shit out of me. I was stung a lot as a kid (thanks for the flowers in my hair, Grammie) and they all terrify me, with their flight and buzzing nose of impending doom. Our front entrance, both inside and outside, are SWARMED with all three. ("Swarmed" in Empress Language meaning at least 5 that she saw before screeching like a child and running as fast as her little flip flops could carry her to the other entrance, whilst flapping her hands in the air and yelling "JESUS CHRIST!!" and fuck checking the rent drop box.)
My boss doesn't think it's worth a call to the landlord to come take care of. She thinks we should just spray them. I say, I'm outnumbered. I get one, the rest will come sting me and kill me for taking down their pal. I've seen way too many SciFi(SyFy) movies to know this does not end well for the person who discovers the problem.
Calli - Jul 10, 2009 5:03:39 am PDT #16106 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Aims, if your boss doesn't think it's worth a call to the landlord, you boss should be the one going after the damn things with poison and/or fire. Let him put his potential histamine reaction where his mouth is.
Signed
--Hates those venomous flying beasts, too.
Lee - Jul 10, 2009 5:05:33 am PDT #16107 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Happy Birthday, Sox!
Hil R. - Jul 10, 2009 5:50:36 am PDT #16108 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I know someone who had slept with the guys she dated in high school and college, then became more religious after college and stopped even touching men she wasn't related to. She married a guy who I'm pretty sure was a virgin, and they didn't even hold hands until after their wedding. They've got two kids now, and she keeps trying to set me up with her husband's younger brother.
Vortex - Jul 10, 2009 5:53:27 am PDT #16109 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Just tell her that you're allergic and you don't want to swell up like a balloon and die.
Trudy Booth - Jul 10, 2009 6:04:30 am PDT #16110 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Can someone tell me *how* it came that there were flames on my stovetop?
t sighs
t shakes head
t walks away
Hil R. - Jul 10, 2009 6:45:27 am PDT #16111 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
So, what should I do today? Option 1: Go to the mall, get new glasses, possibly get new bras and jeans, possibly get a new frying pan, most likely spend too much money at the bookstore, get falafel at the food court for lunch. Option 2: Go to my office, get some work done, have homemade salad for lunch, get glasses tomorrow, and save getting bras and jeans until my weight has stabilized a bit, and just wear a belt for now.
sj - Jul 10, 2009 6:50:18 am PDT #16112 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I'm headed out to lunch with a friend in a little while and bonus baby time with her little one!
In high school I really thought I would be that girl that would get married and still be a virgin. Life changed things.