Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.

'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Jul 09, 2009 9:03:24 am PDT #15863 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

FTR, I have not asked my brother to do anything to my calves.


Polter-Cow - Jul 09, 2009 9:05:41 am PDT #15864 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Dear William Carlos Williams: the plums are not yours.

Hee!

I also have a B.A. in English.

And a B.A. in Biochemistry and Cell Biology.


-t - Jul 09, 2009 9:10:32 am PDT #15865 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That comic is fantastic. Anytime I eat leftovers and think I need to let DH know so that he won't be hoping they are still there, I end up parodying Wm Carlos Wms.

Not even close to being an English major. BS in Math from an engineering school - you could get out of the literature requirement by taking music classes.


Connie Neil - Jul 09, 2009 9:12:16 am PDT #15866 of 30000
brillig

B.S. in Communications with a focus on broadcasting. I speak very well and have a pleasant sounding voice, and was told I'd do well in advertising. I decided I'd rather keep my soul and decided not to end up writing press releases saying "The recent nuclear fallout will promote increases in the biological diversity of the surrounding neighborhoods" and such.


Gudanov - Jul 09, 2009 9:14:47 am PDT #15867 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

"The recent nuclear fallout will promote increases in the biological diversity of the surrounding neighborhoods" and such.

It's not a meltdown, it's an unrequested fission surplus.


Connie Neil - Jul 09, 2009 9:20:29 am PDT #15868 of 30000
brillig

It's not a meltdown, it's an unrequested fission surplus.

Hey, you attended my business writing courses, too!


DavidS - Jul 09, 2009 9:21:35 am PDT #15869 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

English major. Write books.

I'm relieved the asshooks are not for hanging, but also now am thinking "but then what??"

It's used to secure the ass while in the sling. Or at least that's one use. It's not a "load bearing" hook, but properly placed with some straps for tension any wiggle will get hauled up short. Same notion for the vagina hooks.


StuntHusband - Jul 09, 2009 9:21:37 am PDT #15870 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

It's not a meltdown, it's an unrequested fission surplus.

(eyes Jilli) You've been copying part of the Employee Handbook for my Nefarious Organization again and handing it out to just ANYONE you run across, haven't you?

I think I got cut-rate minions. I know the Loyal Toadie is...


Gudanov - Jul 09, 2009 9:24:53 am PDT #15871 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Hey, you attended my business writing courses, too!

Well, watched the Simpsons. The collection of lines used Mr. Burns, might make good source material for such a course though.


javachik - Jul 09, 2009 9:31:57 am PDT #15872 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I have the feeling we English majors far outnumber any other degree type here on B.org.