Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jul 09, 2009 9:21:35 am PDT #15869 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

English major. Write books.

I'm relieved the asshooks are not for hanging, but also now am thinking "but then what??"

It's used to secure the ass while in the sling. Or at least that's one use. It's not a "load bearing" hook, but properly placed with some straps for tension any wiggle will get hauled up short. Same notion for the vagina hooks.


StuntHusband - Jul 09, 2009 9:21:37 am PDT #15870 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

It's not a meltdown, it's an unrequested fission surplus.

(eyes Jilli) You've been copying part of the Employee Handbook for my Nefarious Organization again and handing it out to just ANYONE you run across, haven't you?

I think I got cut-rate minions. I know the Loyal Toadie is...


Gudanov - Jul 09, 2009 9:24:53 am PDT #15871 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Hey, you attended my business writing courses, too!

Well, watched the Simpsons. The collection of lines used Mr. Burns, might make good source material for such a course though.


javachik - Jul 09, 2009 9:31:57 am PDT #15872 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I have the feeling we English majors far outnumber any other degree type here on B.org.


tommyrot - Jul 09, 2009 9:32:48 am PDT #15873 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have the feeling we English majors far outnumber any other degree type here on B.org.

Heh.

Although if we lump math and comp sci and actuarial science together....


omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 9:34:46 am PDT #15874 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Huh, I'm feeling really vanilla. Um. Sling? I probably don't want to know.


Polter-Cow - Jul 09, 2009 9:36:41 am PDT #15875 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I always feel really vanilla.


DavidS - Jul 09, 2009 9:40:11 am PDT #15876 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Huh, I'm feeling really vanilla. Um. Sling? I probably don't want to know.

Yeah, if you don't know what a sling is for that's definitely a vanilla marker.

I always feel really vanilla.

Is that because you're FROM INDIA? t /LJ reference


meara - Jul 09, 2009 9:45:51 am PDT #15877 of 30000

Heh. Amusingly, I went from here over to reading some blogs, and lo and behold, Twisted Monk was explaining in mail from a reader that indeed, HIS ass hooks were not the terribly INFERIOR ass hooks, but were nice medical grade and welded properly and so on....


Volans - Jul 09, 2009 9:49:12 am PDT #15878 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I just got a new pirate alter-ego: Captain Ass Hook.

Also a new put-down: "You Asshook!"