Varla Jean Merman is beyond fabulous!
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
That's what I figured -- it was just words like 'high fashion kink" , but when I reread the emphasis was on formal
really, my mental pictures were fun
I so totally want to come back for Folsom. I could use a new souvenir.
I so want to go to Folsom. I'm single. It could be HIGH-LAIR-EEEE-US fun.
I am, alas, also DESTITUTE. (sobs)
I know I'd be an utter gawking tourist at Folsom, an embarassment to all who know me, but I'm cool with that. I'm sure there are many people showing off at Folsom who would appreciate a gawking, grinning, amazed middle-aged fat woman who's staring at everything.
I am, alas, also DESTITUTE. (sobs)Sits on bench "D" with StuntHusband.
It's sad when you see chaps without asses. It makes sitting so difficult for the poor lads.
This could be sung to the tune of "Nights (which, incidentally I always visualize as knights, kind of a David Hasselhoff in an Elvis costume thing) in White Satin":
Chaps with no asses/ Never meaning to bend/ Chaps with no asses/ Always showing their end/
Cuz I moon you/ Yes, I moon you/ Oh, how I moon you
I'd apologize for that, but you know... I'm really not sorry in the least.
Anyone who wants to see some Alaska pictures check out my Facebook.
I didn't want to go little black dress for my brother's wedding, but I love this too much to not: [link]