I so want to go to Folsom. I'm single. It could be HIGH-LAIR-EEEE-US fun.
I am, alas, also DESTITUTE. (sobs)
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I so want to go to Folsom. I'm single. It could be HIGH-LAIR-EEEE-US fun.
I am, alas, also DESTITUTE. (sobs)
I know I'd be an utter gawking tourist at Folsom, an embarassment to all who know me, but I'm cool with that. I'm sure there are many people showing off at Folsom who would appreciate a gawking, grinning, amazed middle-aged fat woman who's staring at everything.
I am, alas, also DESTITUTE. (sobs)Sits on bench "D" with StuntHusband.
It's sad when you see chaps without asses. It makes sitting so difficult for the poor lads.
This could be sung to the tune of "Nights (which, incidentally I always visualize as knights, kind of a David Hasselhoff in an Elvis costume thing) in White Satin":
Chaps with no asses/ Never meaning to bend/ Chaps with no asses/ Always showing their end/
Cuz I moon you/ Yes, I moon you/ Oh, how I moon you
I'd apologize for that, but you know... I'm really not sorry in the least.
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I didn't want to go little black dress for my brother's wedding, but I love this too much to not: [link]
I so totally want to come back for Folsom. I could use a new souvenir.
An ass hook, perhaps? (NSFW, it goes without saying.)
Aims, there's a reason the little black dress is a classic. That will look smoking on you. I love the waistline -- you'll be totally hourglassy in that.
Hubba hubba!
Aims, that dress is longing to drape itself over you, caress your curves, show off your assets to their best advantage. You owe it to the dress to wear it.