Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
It's sad when you see chaps without asses. It makes sitting so difficult for the poor lads.
This could be sung to the tune of "Nights (which, incidentally I always visualize as knights, kind of a David Hasselhoff in an Elvis costume thing) in White Satin":
Chaps with no asses/ Never meaning to bend/ Chaps with no asses/ Always showing their end/
Cuz I moon you/ Yes, I moon you/ Oh, how I moon you
I'd apologize for that, but you know... I'm really not sorry in the least.
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I didn't want to go little black dress for my brother's wedding, but I love this too much to not: [link]
I so totally want to come back for Folsom. I could use a new souvenir.
An ass hook, perhaps? (NSFW, it goes without saying.)
Aims, there's a reason the little black dress is a classic. That will look smoking on you. I love the waistline -- you'll be totally hourglassy in that.
Hubba hubba!
Aims, that dress is longing to drape itself over you, caress your curves, show off your assets to their best advantage. You owe it to the dress to wear it.
DOOD! The ass/pussy hooks (not that they are the same) were one of the few things that made me open-mouth gape at at Folsom. I think I whispered to juliana, in a very very afeared voice, "Do those go where they say they go?" She nodded and toook me away before I passed out.
The dress is awesome and I'm totally getting it. I have awesome mettalic pumps that I just got that will look awesome with it.
I'm a perv, I admit it. In fact, I revel in it.
The ass/pussy hooks (not that they are the same) were one of the few things that made me open-mouth gape at at Folsom. I think I whispered to juliana, in a very very afeared voice, "Do those go where they say they go?" She nodded and toook me away before I passed out.
Honey, that's why I posted it! I remember you telling how the ass hooks boggled your mind!
FWIW, I don't get the ass hooks, either, but it takes all kinds. There are a lot of people who put a lot of wacky things in their asses.