Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 07, 2009 3:57:13 am PDT #15519 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Vortex, can you add me as a friend? I am nmcgunnigle. Want to see enormous baybee!


WindSparrow - Jul 07, 2009 5:22:42 am PDT #15520 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I know I drank at least 60 ounces of water yesterday plus assorted mugs of hot cocoa, and it wasn't hot enough for me to be dripping buckets. So why is my body acting like it is dehydrated?


Toddson - Jul 07, 2009 5:23:41 am PDT #15521 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Vortex, could I see the newest addition? toddson511


omnis_audis - Jul 07, 2009 5:40:50 am PDT #15522 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Timelies. There is gronk, but somehow less today. Yet, still don't want to go to work. It was so nice lounging all weekend. However, paychecks are nicer, and they must be earned, right?


lisah - Jul 07, 2009 5:41:35 am PDT #15523 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

I'd love to see not-so-wee Idris.

Me too, me too! I'm lisa_h!


Laura - Jul 07, 2009 5:47:27 am PDT #15524 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Vortex (and others) please add my Flickr name - tortoiseshell. Thanks!

I did get the guest invite and saw the beautiful baby. I think it is easier on parents to have the big hearty variety. They don't seem as breakable. The birthing part though - ouch!


Kathy A - Jul 07, 2009 6:33:22 am PDT #15525 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

My oldest nephew was born two weeks late (ended up a c-section due to the inducing not working), and was born 10 lbs 14 oz. Ouch. His two sibs were both scheduled sections, so they were born two weeks early, and were still 9 lbs 6 oz and 9 lbs 9 oz. Again, ouch.

My SIL's older sister's two kids were both over 11 lbs, and were both natural childbirth. Double ouch.


Aims - Jul 07, 2009 6:39:42 am PDT #15526 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I love my daughter and would have gone to any lengths to bring her into the world. However. I have distinct issues with blowing out my vagina because of a baby when there are other delivery options.


Barb - Jul 07, 2009 6:41:24 am PDT #15527 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I have distinct issues with blowing out my vagina because of a baby when there are other delivery options.

Anyone else get the mental image of Aims' vagina blowing up like a balloon and carrying her away? Just me?

Right then.

Carry on.


billytea - Jul 07, 2009 6:53:38 am PDT #15528 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Anyone else get the mental image of Aims' vagina blowing up like a balloon and carrying her away? Just me?

The male hooded seal blows out the lining of his nasal cavity and inflates it like a balloon. Then he waves it around to get attention.