It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Jul 07, 2009 6:41:24 am PDT #15527 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I have distinct issues with blowing out my vagina because of a baby when there are other delivery options.

Anyone else get the mental image of Aims' vagina blowing up like a balloon and carrying her away? Just me?

Right then.

Carry on.


billytea - Jul 07, 2009 6:53:38 am PDT #15528 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Anyone else get the mental image of Aims' vagina blowing up like a balloon and carrying her away? Just me?

The male hooded seal blows out the lining of his nasal cavity and inflates it like a balloon. Then he waves it around to get attention.


Pix - Jul 07, 2009 6:55:06 am PDT #15529 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Welcome HUMONGOUS baby! Wow, he is a bruiser for a newborn. Cute as a button, though!

So my grandmother went into the hospital yesterday for some sort of heart incident. My mom called after ten hours in the ER. They think she's going to be okay, but we'll know more today. The woman's pretty healthy for 96, but she's still 96. Health~ma for her would be appreciated. I just hope nothing happens while I'm at sea this summer and can't get back to help Mom.

In happier news, I bought a wedding dress yesterday! Ended up with a gorgeous Paloma Blanca gown (let's hear it for sample sales!). If you'd like to see it, go to here, click on "gown collection," and scroll down until you get to style #3966. (Drew, don't look at this link if you don't want to be spoiled!)


Polter-Cow - Jul 07, 2009 6:56:51 am PDT #15530 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ooh, very nice dress, Kristin!

(Don't spoil yourself, Drew!)


Jessica - Jul 07, 2009 6:56:53 am PDT #15531 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The male hooded seal blows out the lining of his nasal cavity and inflates it like a balloon. Then he waves it around to get attention.

I have seen footage of this and am continually amazed that any baby hooded seals are ever concieved. It is not an attractive courtship ritual.

[link]


Jessica - Jul 07, 2009 6:58:24 am PDT #15532 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh wow Kristin - GORGEOUS dress!!


omnis_audis - Jul 07, 2009 7:00:11 am PDT #15533 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

You can also use the search box on the left side. Beautiful dress Pix!

Also, health~ma for your Grandmother.

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ION, JPMorgan credit card access can kiss my ass! Every time I log in to check the account (which is roughly once a month to review charges), I have to change my password. EVERY TIME! Yes, it is frustrating, and annoying. It's not like I can make purchases through the portal. It's not like I can change the address or spending limit through the portal (all that is only allowed to accounting dept). :: shakes wee fist at JPM ::


billytea - Jul 07, 2009 7:01:51 am PDT #15534 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I have seen footage of this and am continually amazed that any baby hooded seals are ever concieved. It is not an attractive courtship ritual.

You call it icky, I call it 'product differentiation'.


Vortex - Jul 07, 2009 7:02:32 am PDT #15535 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Anyone else get the mental image of Aims' vagina blowing up like a balloon and carrying her away? Just me?

I was thinking more of an exploding balloon, a la a tire blowout.


omnis_audis - Jul 07, 2009 7:02:57 am PDT #15536 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I have seen footage of this and am continually amazed that any baby hooded seals are ever conceived. It is not an attractive courtship ritual. [link]

Wow, that looked like something out of the Eddy Murphy "Nutty Professor". Makes ya think it started with a teenager going "dude, look what I can do", and next thing you know, it's the social custom.