Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Anne W. - Jul 07, 2009 1:02:12 am PDT #15515 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

miss_weber on Flickr. I'd love to see not-so-wee Idris.


Glamcookie - Jul 07, 2009 2:17:32 am PDT #15516 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Idris is beautiful.


Sparky1 - Jul 07, 2009 2:27:23 am PDT #15517 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Welcome, Idris! Be nice to your mother! My 7 week old isn't 10 lbs!

Sparky I want to bring lasagna down to put in the freezer.

I have no objection to this, at all, whatsoever, bring it on, yum, yum!

Your mother, who kept you up to late talking, Sox, gave Kalliope cute stuff so she is okay by me.

I have errands to run today. Don't wanna.


Jessica - Jul 07, 2009 3:29:13 am PDT #15518 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The bruiser could be *me* - I was 10lbs 12oz at birth. Stayed a spherical child until I was 2 - ash-blond hair, bright blue eyes, 2 feet tall, 2 feet around. The family called me "GusGus" after the fat mouse from "Cinderella".

Then I abruptly got taller, but gained no weight, and remained a 4-foot-tall stringbean until highschool.

This was my brother, too. (Though your family sounds nicer than mine - my bro's nickname was "Gorgo the Babysaur" until he was about 3.) He's now over 6 feet and weighs maybe 90 lbs soaking wet, causing him to be regularly snarled at by his three older, shorter, fatter sisters. Why'd he have to get all the nice recessive genes?

Woe! I cannot see the giant baby and comment on his adorablosity!


Nora Deirdre - Jul 07, 2009 3:57:13 am PDT #15519 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Vortex, can you add me as a friend? I am nmcgunnigle. Want to see enormous baybee!


WindSparrow - Jul 07, 2009 5:22:42 am PDT #15520 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I know I drank at least 60 ounces of water yesterday plus assorted mugs of hot cocoa, and it wasn't hot enough for me to be dripping buckets. So why is my body acting like it is dehydrated?


Toddson - Jul 07, 2009 5:23:41 am PDT #15521 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Vortex, could I see the newest addition? toddson511


omnis_audis - Jul 07, 2009 5:40:50 am PDT #15522 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Timelies. There is gronk, but somehow less today. Yet, still don't want to go to work. It was so nice lounging all weekend. However, paychecks are nicer, and they must be earned, right?


lisah - Jul 07, 2009 5:41:35 am PDT #15523 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

I'd love to see not-so-wee Idris.

Me too, me too! I'm lisa_h!


Laura - Jul 07, 2009 5:47:27 am PDT #15524 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Vortex (and others) please add my Flickr name - tortoiseshell. Thanks!

I did get the guest invite and saw the beautiful baby. I think it is easier on parents to have the big hearty variety. They don't seem as breakable. The birthing part though - ouch!