If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.

Spike ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Jul 06, 2009 6:59:00 am PDT #15336 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I need help writing an email to Dylan's soon-to-be-former daycare provider. I basically want to part on good terms so we can send our 2nd child there for infant care (which was fabulous), so I need an end to this sentence:

Thank you so much for the care you've provided over the past 2 years! Dylan has really thrived at Sunflower, and [???]

Ideas?


Vortex - Jul 06, 2009 7:00:18 am PDT #15337 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

we look forward to working with you again should we be fortunate enough to have another child.


Polter-Cow - Jul 06, 2009 7:04:46 am PDT #15338 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

when he hones his skills and takes over the world, you can take pride in having helped make it happen. Also, he will need a second-in-command.


Jessica - Jul 06, 2009 7:07:19 am PDT #15339 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

we look forward to working with you again should we be fortunate enough to have another child.

That'll do, thanks!


omnis_audis - Jul 06, 2009 7:08:53 am PDT #15340 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I guess the "Also..." bit of P-C's was a bit too much then?


omnis_audis - Jul 06, 2009 7:11:27 am PDT #15341 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Vortex, congrats on the outcoming Aunt-sprog. I guess the question we are all dying to know the answer. What time did your mother call to let you know about it?


Nora Deirdre - Jul 06, 2009 7:11:48 am PDT #15342 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Top 10 reasons the BMI is bogus by NPR.


Vortex - Jul 06, 2009 7:14:15 am PDT #15343 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I guess the question we are all dying to know the answer. What time did your mother call to let you know about it?

HAR. Actually, my brother called me and I called my mother. They're having the baby at home, but didn't tell my mother. She would flip out. She had enough issue with the birthing center.


Barb - Jul 06, 2009 7:33:30 am PDT #15344 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Yay on the impending auntie-hood, Vortex! And having it at home? Your SiL is a brave (or crazed, not sure which) lady.


Barb - Jul 06, 2009 7:34:55 am PDT #15345 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Honey-nut Cheerios:

I just dropped a bottle of wine in my garage. Didn't fall too far, so thankfully, didn't break into too many pieces. Also, thankfully, not a great bottle of wine, just a Rosemount Riesling. But now my garage smells like the aftermath of a drunken orgy with none of the fun to show for it.