Dawn: I feel safe with you. Spike: Take that back!

'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Jul 06, 2009 7:33:30 am PDT #15344 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Yay on the impending auntie-hood, Vortex! And having it at home? Your SiL is a brave (or crazed, not sure which) lady.


Barb - Jul 06, 2009 7:34:55 am PDT #15345 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Honey-nut Cheerios:

I just dropped a bottle of wine in my garage. Didn't fall too far, so thankfully, didn't break into too many pieces. Also, thankfully, not a great bottle of wine, just a Rosemount Riesling. But now my garage smells like the aftermath of a drunken orgy with none of the fun to show for it.


Gudanov - Jul 06, 2009 7:37:16 am PDT #15346 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Concrete floors are not optimal for drunken orgies.


omnis_audis - Jul 06, 2009 7:39:49 am PDT #15347 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

speaking from experience there Gudanov?


Gudanov - Jul 06, 2009 7:41:29 am PDT #15348 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

No, I don't drink.


Laura - Jul 06, 2009 7:43:32 am PDT #15349 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Yay Aunty Vortex! I regret not insisting on having a home birth. Way to go SIL. Good on them for keeping the location secret.


omnis_audis - Jul 06, 2009 7:46:32 am PDT #15350 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

No, I don't drink.
Hmmm, but no denial of the orgy on a concrete floor part. Very interesting...

:: strokes imaginary goatee ::


Vortex - Jul 06, 2009 7:52:01 am PDT #15351 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The only person that they were keeping it secret from was my mother. Everyone else would respect their choice.


Barb - Jul 06, 2009 7:54:16 am PDT #15352 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Okay, can Monday be over already, please? Just went to unpack the stuff I bought at Walgreen's and discovered that a shampoo bottle came open in one of the bags. I now have a bottle of shampoo-flavored Tums.


Sparky1 - Jul 06, 2009 7:54:27 am PDT #15353 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Hurrah for Aunt-hood!

keeping the location secret.

I read this as "keeping the lactation secret" but my life does tend to revolve around nursing these days, and I am seriously short on sleep today because the dog puked on our bed last night . . . twice. The first time we changed the sheets. The second time we changed beds and finished the night in the spare bedroom.

I cannot believe I have to go back to work next week!