On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gudanov - Jul 06, 2009 7:37:16 am PDT #15346 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Concrete floors are not optimal for drunken orgies.


omnis_audis - Jul 06, 2009 7:39:49 am PDT #15347 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

speaking from experience there Gudanov?


Gudanov - Jul 06, 2009 7:41:29 am PDT #15348 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

No, I don't drink.


Laura - Jul 06, 2009 7:43:32 am PDT #15349 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Yay Aunty Vortex! I regret not insisting on having a home birth. Way to go SIL. Good on them for keeping the location secret.


omnis_audis - Jul 06, 2009 7:46:32 am PDT #15350 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

No, I don't drink.
Hmmm, but no denial of the orgy on a concrete floor part. Very interesting...

:: strokes imaginary goatee ::


Vortex - Jul 06, 2009 7:52:01 am PDT #15351 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The only person that they were keeping it secret from was my mother. Everyone else would respect their choice.


Barb - Jul 06, 2009 7:54:16 am PDT #15352 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Okay, can Monday be over already, please? Just went to unpack the stuff I bought at Walgreen's and discovered that a shampoo bottle came open in one of the bags. I now have a bottle of shampoo-flavored Tums.


Sparky1 - Jul 06, 2009 7:54:27 am PDT #15353 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Hurrah for Aunt-hood!

keeping the location secret.

I read this as "keeping the lactation secret" but my life does tend to revolve around nursing these days, and I am seriously short on sleep today because the dog puked on our bed last night . . . twice. The first time we changed the sheets. The second time we changed beds and finished the night in the spare bedroom.

I cannot believe I have to go back to work next week!


beekaytee - Jul 06, 2009 7:59:15 am PDT #15354 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Poor Sass! And even poorer you for having to deal with pooch-puke. Yeck. Given her diminutive size, I hope it wasn't too big a job of clean up.

How are Babyfras and the pup getting on?

In re: home births. The birth I attended as an assistant was so perfectly...perfect, I am always amazed when people think the practice is crazy. The family moved west and had their second child at home as well with no issues whatsoever.

The first birth was considered 'at risk' because it was an ivf conception and the second was considered risky because of the mother's age (39) but both were as easy as such a thing can be.


Barb - Jul 06, 2009 8:04:27 am PDT #15355 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I am always amazed when people think the practice is crazy.

I deeply admire the people who do it-- in theory, it's something I might have liked from the standpoint of being in my own space and having as much control as possible. (I feel the same about driving vs. flying. I do the former whenever I can swing it.)

However, I am a Big Wuss and was quite happy to have the drugs. Especially the sweet, sweet Demerol.