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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.

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beth b - Jul 05, 2009 5:59:26 pm PDT #15312 of 30000

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Most of the farmer's markets around here cut some fruit fro you to try.

But when you next go to the farmers market - tell them you are single and can only buy a limited amount of fruit -- ask them what to buy. It might take talking to a few , but eventually you will find a farmer or two that will steer you the right way.

And if fruit is going bad make fruit salad -- and keep it in the fridge. Maybe not the best way for fruit , but less mushy

Most veggies keep longer-- they don't go mushy as fast and they don't lose as much flavor in the fridge,

beth b - Jul 05, 2009 6:18:03 pm PDT #15313 of 30000

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

here is what we did today

[link]

who's jealous

WindSparrow - Jul 05, 2009 6:22:44 pm PDT #15314 of 30000

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

who's jealous

I think I am.

Apparently we as a group have failed to provide appropriate encouraging gestures to those among us who have had hysterectomies: [link]

billytea - Jul 05, 2009 6:23:35 pm PDT #15315 of 30000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

CANTELOPE!! God, I love it. Some hate it. It has substance to it.

My brother once penned an ode to a canteloupe, to be sung to the tune of O Tannenbaum:

O canteloupe O canteloupe
Why do you taste of grapefruit?
O canteloupe O canteloupe
You've ruined my best dinner suit
O lovely ti-i-i-iny canteloupe
You're smaller than... an antelope
O canteloupe O canteloupe
Why do you taste of grapefruit?

DavidS - Jul 05, 2009 6:43:14 pm PDT #15316 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But...it doesn't taste of grapefruit.

Is this what Australian whimsy looks like?

beth b - Jul 05, 2009 6:43:15 pm PDT #15317 of 30000

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

you are not jealous , ws. I just weight a few bricks. they weigh about 6 lbs a piece.

Cass - Jul 05, 2009 6:57:31 pm PDT #15318 of 30000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Damn, an avocado is trying to kill me. I mean, I took my Benedryl but yeesh, I am not keen on the itchy throat that I am *still* feeling. Dude, you are a fruit that looks like a testicle, why do you want to kill me?

Cashmere - Jul 05, 2009 7:10:25 pm PDT #15319 of 30000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Hil, you can trick peaches by putting them in a small, paper bag to ripen quicker. I buy several and put one or two at a time in a bag, that way, I have one ready to eat each day. You could always experiment with different breeds of apples.

WindSparrow - Jul 05, 2009 7:19:05 pm PDT #15320 of 30000

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

you are not jealous , ws. I just weight a few bricks. they weigh about 6 lbs a piece.

I envy you the bricks, not so much the workout.

I took my Benedryl but yeesh, I am not keen on the itchy throat that I am *still* feeling.

Also, I do not envy Cass her itchy throat feeling.

beth b - Jul 05, 2009 7:20:21 pm PDT #15321 of 30000

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I do not envy Cass, either.

I envy my cat. he slept today.

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