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billytea - Jul 05, 2009 6:23:35 pm PDT #15315 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

CANTELOPE!! God, I love it. Some hate it. It has substance to it.

My brother once penned an ode to a canteloupe, to be sung to the tune of O Tannenbaum:

O canteloupe O canteloupe
Why do you taste of grapefruit?
O canteloupe O canteloupe
You've ruined my best dinner suit
O lovely ti-i-i-iny canteloupe
You're smaller than... an antelope
O canteloupe O canteloupe
Why do you taste of grapefruit?

DavidS - Jul 05, 2009 6:43:14 pm PDT #15316 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But...it doesn't taste of grapefruit.

Is this what Australian whimsy looks like?

beth b - Jul 05, 2009 6:43:15 pm PDT #15317 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

you are not jealous , ws. I just weight a few bricks. they weigh about 6 lbs a piece.

Cass - Jul 05, 2009 6:57:31 pm PDT #15318 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Damn, an avocado is trying to kill me. I mean, I took my Benedryl but yeesh, I am not keen on the itchy throat that I am *still* feeling. Dude, you are a fruit that looks like a testicle, why do you want to kill me?

Cashmere - Jul 05, 2009 7:10:25 pm PDT #15319 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Hil, you can trick peaches by putting them in a small, paper bag to ripen quicker. I buy several and put one or two at a time in a bag, that way, I have one ready to eat each day. You could always experiment with different breeds of apples.

WindSparrow - Jul 05, 2009 7:19:05 pm PDT #15320 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

you are not jealous , ws. I just weight a few bricks. they weigh about 6 lbs a piece.

I envy you the bricks, not so much the workout.

I took my Benedryl but yeesh, I am not keen on the itchy throat that I am *still* feeling.

Also, I do not envy Cass her itchy throat feeling.

beth b - Jul 05, 2009 7:20:21 pm PDT #15321 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I do not envy Cass, either.

I envy my cat. he slept today.

NoiseDesign - Jul 05, 2009 7:30:13 pm PDT #15322 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Skipping to say that it has been foggy and yet the scenery on this cruise is still amazing. Okay. Off to see an Andrew Lloyd Weber revue. Yes. I'm working.

Pix - Jul 05, 2009 7:31:52 pm PDT #15323 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Are you going to be online later, sweetie?

Cass - Jul 05, 2009 7:45:27 pm PDT #15324 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oooh, very much Benedryl made me sleepy. That almost never happens. Mmmm, sleepy.

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