OMG people, I am exhausted. Happy July 5th.
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Volans - Jul 05, 2009 5:32:08 am PDT #15254 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Ginger - Jul 05, 2009 5:35:53 am PDT #15255 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
And we'll still have prettier money.
Australia has very pretty money. The best part is, Australia puts writers on its money. I think we need a Mark Twain bill.
DavidS - Jul 05, 2009 7:24:52 am PDT #15256 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The best part is, Australia puts writers on its money.
So does Ireland. Yeats on the 20 pound note!
tommyrot - Jul 05, 2009 7:28:30 am PDT #15257 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Keats and Yeates are on your notes, but you lose because Wilde is on mine.
OK, maybe not.
Vortex - Jul 05, 2009 7:43:12 am PDT #15258 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
So, my mother calls me at 2AM. I'm in bed, but I answer the phone because my SIL is two days from her due date and I am on standby. she is calling because my 2nd cousin's 3rd birthday is tomorrow and I've been "invited". I have not been invited, my mother is on this "everyone has to be equal" thing (i.e. she gives me and my SIL the same gift for Christmas). My bro is invited because he has a 4 year old, but I should be invited too! @@ Look, I love my family, but I see this kid maybe three times a year, and my aunt/cousin didn't invite me because they didn't want to put me in the position of being invited to an event that I have no interest in attending and have no reason to be at, but feel like I have to because it's family. but, my mother has to fuck it up AND call at 2AM the day before!!!! I've just told her that I can't make it. I can't make it because I'm busy watching the Food Network, but I didn't get into that.
Zenkitty - Jul 05, 2009 7:55:20 am PDT #15259 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
It was nice of you to let all those people watch fireworks from the top of your mountain, Zen. I'm sure they appreciate it.
I'm generous like that!
And today I'm covered in mosquito bites (okay, I have two, but I usually don't get bit at all) and sleepy.
Vortex, geez. 2AM calls are for emergencies only.
Nora Deirdre - Jul 05, 2009 7:57:44 am PDT #15260 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I had so many unwanted conversations with my dad the last week or so of my sister's pregnancy because I thought it might be news of my nephew's birth.
Happily, now I can go back to screening my calls so I am not subjected to his drunken rambling calls.
Tom Scola - Jul 05, 2009 8:01:09 am PDT #15261 of 30000
hwæt
Does your Mom have any pets, Vortex?
omnis_audis - Jul 05, 2009 8:59:20 am PDT #15262 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Does your Mom have any pets, Vortex?To infect with rabies?? Jeesh. 2am?!?! That's just all kinds of wrong.
I just woke up. Yes, I'm a lazy bum. Maybe I shouldn't have watched 2 movies after coming home last night. But the first one sucked so bad, I had to watch something else. And dang it, it's my day off.
meara - Jul 05, 2009 9:10:18 am PDT #15263 of 30000
OMG, Vortex. Does she often call at 2AM??? I would've killed her as soon as I realized it wasn't about SIL's giving birth RIGHT NOW. Ay. WTF???